Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 27, 2024

I was almost tempted today at the supermarket!!!!

Who are you calling a fruitcake?

Yes, I’m talking to you!

We feel the only really good one is one from Collin Street bakery in Texas.

Which people?

Only the better sort of people, of course.

YES! Love fruitcake. As long as it is Dark; Moist; and homemade.

Our family tradition has made it from a recipe handed down for generations.

Does anybody remember The Fruitcake Lady on The Tonight Show? She used to give good ol’ fashioned advice in the “Ask the Fruitcake Lady” segments.

Oh fruitcake! You’re the only package the Post Office never seems to damage!

I’ve had it for breakfast the past two days, I planned on giving it a break today.

Every year, my father would come home from the office Christmas party with a store bought fruitcake that his boss would always give out. As soon as it landed the counter, mom would throw it in the trash. Kind of a Christmas tradition.

I like fruitcake, as long as I make it myself. I gave my last one from this batch to my grandson for Christmas and he almost devoured it then and there.

Word is the Space Force wants to launch them from orbit as Kinetic Energy weapons. I think it’s a good idea, we could send a certain billionaire up to orbit (as some already feel he’s a fruitcake).

I hate to break it to you, but they’ve been lying to you.

You must be nuts!

I thought National Fruitcake Day was November 5th

If you don’t want it, I’ll be happy to take it off your hands. No charge.

fruitcakes are delicious, if you warm them up just a little and maybe put a little butter on it

The problem is there’s too much cake and not enough fruit, they’ll never get it right!

Not sure who he’s really talking to. The mouth in the mirror does not match his.

I’ve been given fruitcake before and only once was it moist and the rum was just the right amount, not overpowering and I cannot remember who made it, oh well.

Disclaimer: No offense to all the fruitcakes out there.

Delusional much??

well now I know why I couldnt find any fruitcake at the store today

I remember fruit cake launching parties in Colorado. Prizes for the furthest, the shortest and the heaviest. Quite the sight to see.

I’ve never seen fruitcake with M&M’s before.

I’ve never cared for it, but my friend loves them. The only problem is she’s allergic to walnuts and that’s the nut so often used in making fruitcakes.

I love home made fruit cake. Especially dark fruitcake soaked in rum.