Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 09, 2025

and broke a record for highest BP and heartrate.

No one likes a prolific nag

Does she mean gentle prodding of the children?! Ha

Nothing to brag about.

TEN THOUSANDS?! That’s ridiculous! If the kids won’t listen when you talk to them normally, why bother?

Dad does nose lifts all day. He’s a regular Charles Atlas in the back of his neck.

I used to do about 4500 steps and wondered how anyone could get 10,000. Then I finally decided to listen to my doctor and exercise. She was shocked!! Anyway, I do around 15,000 a day now.

Unfortunately, 9,998 of those were directed at Hammie. He missed a record by two.

Today is National bagel Day. celebrate with cream cheese and fat

How come Daryll doesn’t have a lamp on his night-stand?

Why 10,000 steps? Perhaps because the kanji for 10,000 (万) looks like a person running. Manpo-kei!

Or so my wife says, and she is never wrong.

Read this gag on “Zits” about ten years ago.

And Zoe reached 10,000 tattles.

When children get older they still do not like nagging.

like the Charlie Brown lamp

I don’t count steps I count miles.

I think it was a Japanese study that came up with the 10,000 steps a day number. Another study here in the US said that for those 55 and over 4500 is the minimum. I ride a bicycle for exercise, a single speed 29 pound bike and my rides are 30 minutes long at 9 to 10 mph on average and I burn +/- 200 calories, each 30 minute ride in steps equals 5000 steps. I do not know what 10,000 nags amount to in steps;)

Only ten thousand? Must have been a down day for Zoe and Hammie.

As if THAT’S something. Let me introduce you to….

zits did this too, recycling jokes i guess