Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 02, 2025

Notice Wiz didn’t say “pet”!

In the words of Jack Benny, “I not going to spend any but I like to visit it occasionly.”

What does Henry have to say about the interloper?

Gaming again? Vaults without poles become vaults and vermin.

One thing for sure, who in their right mind will try to rob that vault?

Spirit animal eh. Do he gots beers too?

King can fire the guard now and save even more money.

There must be another entrance, because that big boy sure did not get in through that little door.

Definitely not Henry.

Id has a smaug problem.

Scrooge McDuck had a bigger stash – three cubic acres.

At least the Fink’s treasure will be safe.

The king has nothing on Scrooge McDuck.

A relative of Henry’s?

A spirit which helps guide or protect a person on a journey and whose characteristics that person shares or embodies. It is also metaphor, often humorous, for someone or something a person relates to or admires………I agree.

Awwww

The arkenstone is in there somewhere.

The king and Smaug both love the shiny stuff.

How much gold is one life worth?

Tell me, Fink. Tell me.

I’d think that the Fink’s spirit animal is more of a hedgehog, or a gopher. Some burrowing creature.

Robber: “Your money or your life!” Benny: [silence] Robber: “I said your money or your life!” Benny: “I’M THINKING IT OVER!!!”

I think that the King’s spirit animal would be more like a honey badger or Tasmanian devil. Small, but really, really aggressive!

How did it get in there, in the first place?

Keep him well fed……

He’s like an overgrown Scrooge McDuck.

Ah the original ADT

Just had to use the right bait.

Dragons get a bad rap.

Investments are there to grow until you need them to withdraw from when you need them to supplement your monthly retirement after you resign from working.