Strange Brew by John Deering for December 30, 2024

“Stretching” credibility quite a bit.

With those FEET, he won’t be ….. “running” anywhere, anytime soon!!!

o_O

Big shoes to walk with.

AND big shoes to fill!!!!

Go for it! I’m SHOEre you’re gonna be a SHOEting star…

Feet are perfect for the clown shoes.

Any relation to Agnes?

BIG FOOT!!!

At least Dad will no longer have to spend a small fortune for shoelaces.

Sonny would have made a good door-to-door salesman, holding a foot in the door.

Quit clowning around son!

Join the circus?

I didn’t know it had come apart.

Probably not ‘running’ anywhere in wingtip business clown shoes. Tripping on the laces. But, classy.

Every now and then, it seems that women’s footwear go through this outlandish, ugly shoe craze. “BUT it’s the FASHION!”

I’ve already done an essay on women’s bras. I think it’s time I do one on shoes. I will start with the premise that when whatever intelligent race supersedes us does archeology, they will unearth the bedroom closet in a human house and conclude that men were bipedal and women were centipedal.

would like to see you run

He’ll just trip over his own feet.

Good luck, son, May you take 5 Giant steps forward and no steps back

It’s gonna be intense, and in tents.

His father was about to shoo him away anyhow.

He’ll just need to get a foot in the door when he gets there.

Should have joined the swim team..

“Be careful going to Washington, D. C.”

Calling Tony Cochran’s Agnes. We found you the perfect date.

Don’t trip on your way out, those shoes are longer than you are taller.

“Goodbye cruel world.”

All he needs to do is get a foot in the door.

Guess it ain’t true about men’s shoe,matching other,er body parts,or he’d need bell bottoms.

It’s for the best, son!