Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 30, 2024

I think the couple in the cartoon were based on George Burns and Gracie Allen. from what I’ve seen of cartoons from that period.2

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it…

Always save the best for last, cause this was the funniest for 2024!

Happy New Year Mr. Lustig.

A mis-fortune teller…

So you wants all-he-money too eh.

She only said he’d have a new wife. She didn’t say who the new wife was married to. (Happy New Year, everyone!)

Forsooth, keep a Sibyl tongue in your head!

Fortune Teller “In that case – 2025 (‘Now for something completely different’ ).. a new Sugar Daddy for you and me.”

A self-fulfilling prophecy?

Gold digger much? ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Still paying for the old one? Probably could have found a better deal on Amazon!

DOCTOR FORTUNA: You want to replace your existing pair with two of these?!?!

PEANUTS: JUST DO IT, DOCTOR!!!

He gave up on buying new wives, now he sticks to renting by the hour.

As Cindy Lauper told us, girls just wanna have funds.

Wives are cheaper than mistresses – until the divorce.

The problem of free will arises and skedaddles.