Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2025

I hear a collective “Aww…”

The dog’s getting kicked out with the toy he stole if you believe Rev.22:15.

Who’s a good boy?

And here I thought it was exceptions for dogs. Though most (NOT all) dogs do deserve a fine afterlife.

Sent my Buddy cat off the Bridge with his favorite catnip banana. What I wouldn’t give to believe this could be true.

For the cat toy, perhaps this is hell?

All dogs and cats go to heaven. People get judged by a higher standard.

I’m sure it applies for kitties as well.

Do dog toys last an eternity in Heaven? Because not here!

So I can bring my convertible?

Wow, did this comic go blurry on me.

Though apparently you can take your clothes with you.

Awww who’s a good boy?

He is thinking of the Blow Up Doll.

If you don’t like it, leave. There is another place you can go. :)

All dogs’ toys go to heaven.

When I was about eight years old, I asked my grandmother’s fundamentalist Baptist preacher whether pets could go to heaven. His answer was that since they had no “souls” that they couldn’t enter Heaven – and that answer by itself convinced me that the entire concept of Heaven was a simplistic fraud, and I’ve never looked back…

Forget the wings, and the clouds and the harps – “Heaven” sounded totally horrible – “Hell” on the other hand offers interesting possibilities.

“Heaven” has ALWAYS sounded to me like a child’s concept – once you’ve enjoyed your first million or two banana split sundaes, wouldn’t you get a bit “tired” of ice cream?

“Now that you mention it, I have this PlayStation…”

And only for Dogs……

In heaven, the squeaky toys last forever.

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

But leave your phone at the door OK ??? ;-)

Dog is my copilot.

Will Rodgers: “If dogs don’t go to Heaven, then I want to go where they go!”

All good boys, and girls, can take their favorite toys…and you can take it with you!!