Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 15, 2010

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Steve purports to be a lawyer. That is an argument in favor of the lady’s viewpoint.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Worse yet, she looks like Joan Rivers.

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    pamlicorat  almost 14 years ago

    I think she looks like Phyllis Diller.

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    Everyone post your best lawyer joke.

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    twj0729  almost 14 years ago

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a bottom-dwelling, scum sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

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    rw1h  almost 14 years ago

    A Will Rogers paraphrase:

    According to the Bible, Samson slew 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of a lawyer.

    (WR said “senator” instead of “lawyer” but I figure there’s no significant difference.)

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    Hoomi  almost 14 years ago

    What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start!

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    david5992  almost 14 years ago

    During the keynote address of the American Psychological Association, the APA President stated:

    “From this point in time, all APA-accredited graduate programs will no longer use rats in behavioral studies, but will instead use lawyers.”

    “The reason is three-fold.”

    “First, the grad-students will not become as attached to the lawyers as they do to the rats.”

    “Second, there are more lawyers than rats.”

    “And last, there are some things that you just can’t get a rat to do.”

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road?

    There are skid marks in front of the snake.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Q: After so many face-lifts, how do you tell the difference between Joan Rivers & Phyllis Diller? A: Phyllis Diller was funny.

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    NashvilleMac  almost 14 years ago

    Sisyphos said, about 16 hours ago

    Steve purports to be a lawyer. That is an argument in favor of the lady’s viewpoint.

    Yeah, but he never claimed to be a good lawyer.

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    MisngNOLA  almost 14 years ago

    Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet down when they die? Because deep down, they’re ok.

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    runninanreadin  almost 14 years ago

    The difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the highway and a dead lawyer next to him? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk…

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