Heart of the City by Steenz for September 10, 2009

I’ve heard he’s been going around…

Busy guy, isn’t he?

Health insurance forms? What are those? Must be some silly thing Americans put themselves through. XD

We’re America!! We’re right!! The rest of the world is wrong!! Healthcare, capital punishment, the metric system, the sad list goes on.

Didn’t the British invent red-tape paperwork? If not, they made great advances in that endeavour, as Douglas Adams parodied in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

“Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”

same guy that designed tax forms

and, waiting man, let me add to your list:

our insane fixation on guns and coincidentally , the highest rate of fatalities from handguns in the world by far

same guy that invented Exams! X-(

And then get it notarized.

America, America, God shed His forms on thee… But not North of the border; go to any doctor of your choice, get treated, go home… no paperwork. And the insurance companies still seem able to thrive.

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