“Maybe the school buses all froze up! Maybe the principal can’t get out of his driveway!”
You’re telling tales out of school, Calvin, but getting out of school is the ‘principal’ thing!
Hobbes more likely would tell ‘tails’ out of school.
As innovative as Calvin is I’m sure he’ll figure out something to close the school and come back home. Perhaps he can help a water pipe freeze and break.
bigCandHfan:
I studied the strip after your comment on the school bus. It looks like all the buses I’ve rode on except the Greyhound Lines and the city line of buses. You’ve spiked my curiousity, what do your school buses look like?
Technology - I get a school closing text message on my phone. One of the greatest joys of being a father is getting to go into my daughters room, wake her up and tell her there is no school!
What? At six years old, as at every other time, I LOVED going to school (Calvin’s personality, Susie’s motivation). But admittedly, I also liked getting off from school due to snow days. It was slogging through March gales, April showers and other muck on foot to elementary school that I hated.
Calvin is lucky–when I went to school, I(along with most of
my classmates had to walk. My walk was about a mile
regardless of the weather except when we had ice storms
and the power was off. Very seldom did we get enough
snow for the ‘power’s at be’ to close the school.
sorry calvin,maybe monday there will be enough snow so you can get a snow day.
when i lived in orange county n.y. an inch of snow would mean a 2 hour delay, 3” would be enough for a snow day. but our town was all hills and the buses couldn’t safely transport the kids
it also meant i’d have a day off too
“Snow Day” which is a statement used to indicate the school is closed on account of too much snow is a “Misnomer” The law says you have to be in school so many hours/ days and having a so called snow day only means you will have a make-up school day later in the year. But OH what a fun misnomer it is!
i lived in Manitoba,, had a big snowfall once,, still had to go to school even though the buses were canceled,, why? parents had snowmobiles! and offered rides to anyone else along the route to have their child picked up,, boy i wasn’t liked that day!
When I was a kid, a snow day meant that we had to stay home and work the farm all day. In the snow and cold. And Dad never took recess. It was up at dawn, work through till lunch and then back at it till sundown. And we knew better than to complain. We just looked forward to being back in that nice warm classroom, pushing a light little pencil around rather than a shovel, rake or pitchfork.
was a good day to get extra work done on the farm. Mom’s home cookin’ instead of school whatever they called. Made a fella’ feel more into it. Never left!
Haha count yourself lucky Calvin.
Where I live we have had a snow week! The snow in my backyard comes up to my chest. It’s insane.
There is such a thing as too much free time.
Look on the bright side, Calvin. Your chances are better with the inch of snow than your chances of winning anything in the lottery. Take the inch of snow and be happy that you won.
Poor Calvin, trapped into repeating all the disappointments. I feel Calvin’s entrapment in the time warp will make him a better man, should he escape the warp.
@bandz, a mob boss once said his numbers game was much better than any state lottery. Most lotteries seem to have about a 45% payout (they pay 45 cents for every dollar they take in), and the IRS knows about the big winnings, so you have to pay taxes. With the mob, the payout was more like 80%, and no taxes to pay…
They sometimes close schools in New Mexico if it snows only an inch or two. If they don’t close it they delay it 2 hours. Calvin should move to New Mexico.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Good analogy, Calvin.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
But at least you have won.
rentier almost 15 years ago
Schooltime will not end for a long, long time, Calvin!
alondra almost 15 years ago
An inch isn’t anything. Not even enough to make a good snowball to throw at Susie.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
it is if you put a rock in it.
00andy almost 15 years ago
Calvin, now it can even get worse: if it snows another 6 inch in the next hours you’ll probably have to stay at school after your class.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Lio’s Dad would do it differently.
bigCandHfan almost 15 years ago
Why does the school bus look like the one prisoners are ferried in, in the movie Shawshank Redemption?
Calvin seems to be in the same boat as the prisoners… School is jail for Calvin and the bus takes him there!!
Puddleglum2 almost 15 years ago
“Maybe the school buses all froze up! Maybe the principal can’t get out of his driveway!” You’re telling tales out of school, Calvin, but getting out of school is the ‘principal’ thing! Hobbes more likely would tell ‘tails’ out of school.
Puddleglum2 almost 15 years ago
Calvin wants more snow (in panel one). I ‘shutter’ to think of it!
watcha almost 15 years ago
Sorry Calvin, seeing that Mr Watterson decided not to continue with C & H, you are going to be stuck going to school for the rest of your life!
rentier almost 15 years ago
I feer too, Calvin will go to school for the rest of his life!
jrbj almost 15 years ago
As innovative as Calvin is I’m sure he’ll figure out something to close the school and come back home. Perhaps he can help a water pipe freeze and break.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Some football coach (Navy?) once said, “A tie is like kissing your sister.” He should’ve added, “But a loss is like kissing your brother.”
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
One inch of snow is like a kiss on the forehead.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Puddleglum2: I agree, I just want the snow to leave and not come back until next December. :)
Dino-1 almost 15 years ago
bigCandHfan: I studied the strip after your comment on the school bus. It looks like all the buses I’ve rode on except the Greyhound Lines and the city line of buses. You’ve spiked my curiousity, what do your school buses look like?
Smartone2000 almost 15 years ago
That must really suck for a first grader.
Unclebup almost 15 years ago
Technology - I get a school closing text message on my phone. One of the greatest joys of being a father is getting to go into my daughters room, wake her up and tell her there is no school!
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
At Calvin’s age - so true.
In SC- disaster!
cdward almost 15 years ago
Calvinator, I must be a sadist. One of my secret joys is to go into my sons’ room and tell them there’s school despite the snow.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
What? At six years old, as at every other time, I LOVED going to school (Calvin’s personality, Susie’s motivation). But admittedly, I also liked getting off from school due to snow days. It was slogging through March gales, April showers and other muck on foot to elementary school that I hated.
Weather for school, not whether for school. :)
vardeman62 almost 15 years ago
Around here an inch means school closed for two days.
ghiamaniac almost 15 years ago
Come to Montana, Calvin!!! You’ll hit the jackpot… unfortunately, you may STILL have to go to school (these folks are real troopers!!)
bluegreenthing almost 15 years ago
I’m with you Calvin.
IndyMan almost 15 years ago
Calvin is lucky–when I went to school, I(along with most of my classmates had to walk. My walk was about a mile regardless of the weather except when we had ice storms and the power was off. Very seldom did we get enough snow for the ‘power’s at be’ to close the school.
Vonnegut almost 15 years ago
Reality continues to ruin my life. – Bill Watterson
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
Only an inch of snow is totally crushing. Where I grew up, you wouldn’t even know it had snowed by the time school was out. Not even any slush left.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
But in the lottery, you had to shell out more than 10 cents. Did he pay someone to “make” it snow?
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
BC13, maybe he did the same sort of snow dance he did when he “made” it rain. At least this time it “worked” a little better.
bald almost 15 years ago
sorry calvin,maybe monday there will be enough snow so you can get a snow day.
when i lived in orange county n.y. an inch of snow would mean a 2 hour delay, 3” would be enough for a snow day. but our town was all hills and the buses couldn’t safely transport the kids it also meant i’d have a day off too
AJCA almost 15 years ago
@Andy - “Calvin, now it can even get worse: if it snows another 6 inch in the next hours you’ll probably have to stay at school after your class.”
If that happened, I bet the teacher would manage to take him home somehow, no teacher can stand more than six hours of Calvin
Trainwreck_1 almost 15 years ago
“Snow Day” which is a statement used to indicate the school is closed on account of too much snow is a “Misnomer” The law says you have to be in school so many hours/ days and having a so called snow day only means you will have a make-up school day later in the year. But OH what a fun misnomer it is!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Someday he’ll be boasting about how he had to walk through 6 feet of snow to get to school everyday.
But I lived in North Dakota and really had to. Really.
rw1h almost 15 years ago
Yeah, 10c after spending $20 on tickets……
keltii almost 15 years ago
i lived in Manitoba,, had a big snowfall once,, still had to go to school even though the buses were canceled,, why? parents had snowmobiles! and offered rides to anyone else along the route to have their child picked up,, boy i wasn’t liked that day!
JTGAM almost 15 years ago
Actually we teachers love when the schools are closed too, especially if we have “Calvins” in our classes.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
A snow day without the Calvins is like a day with sunshine?
amingv almost 15 years ago
Little did calvin know the snow was actually hiding: http://marvel.com/images/597754./from/content.story.9989/viewmode/fullsize/
anne-marie hunter almost 15 years ago
the older school busses looked lijke that. newer models are all flat in front.
Many private groups and gov’t agencies purchase form the same agencies, so yes the school bus would look the same.
Bluebird was one of the companies.
PurpleBandit3000 almost 15 years ago
U asked for snow and God gave it to u
u should have added 3 feet
Stede_Bonnet almost 15 years ago
City mouse, country mouse…
When I was a kid, a snow day meant that we had to stay home and work the farm all day. In the snow and cold. And Dad never took recess. It was up at dawn, work through till lunch and then back at it till sundown. And we knew better than to complain. We just looked forward to being back in that nice warm classroom, pushing a light little pencil around rather than a shovel, rake or pitchfork.
Country mice hate snow days.
wrmswt almost 15 years ago
was a good day to get extra work done on the farm. Mom’s home cookin’ instead of school whatever they called. Made a fella’ feel more into it. Never left!
Conversen almost 15 years ago
Haha count yourself lucky Calvin. Where I live we have had a snow week! The snow in my backyard comes up to my chest. It’s insane. There is such a thing as too much free time.
Danielle180 almost 15 years ago
Fate has a funny way of playing tricks on our poor little Calvin.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
By that calculation, a million dollar lottery win would equal about 830 foot deep snow.
artybee almost 15 years ago
I loved school when I was a kid. I even VOLUNTEERED to stay after school and pound the chalkboard erasers.
ratlum almost 15 years ago
No buses winter meant we could use skis new snow meant we traded places in front to make a new track We did not enjoy new snow very much
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I cut out paper snowflakes and put them on the window in tribute to the snow god to encourage snowfall.
bandz almost 15 years ago
Look on the bright side, Calvin. Your chances are better with the inch of snow than your chances of winning anything in the lottery. Take the inch of snow and be happy that you won.
orpple almost 15 years ago
Poor Calvin, trapped into repeating all the disappointments. I feel Calvin’s entrapment in the time warp will make him a better man, should he escape the warp.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
@bandz, a mob boss once said his numbers game was much better than any state lottery. Most lotteries seem to have about a 45% payout (they pay 45 cents for every dollar they take in), and the IRS knows about the big winnings, so you have to pay taxes. With the mob, the payout was more like 80%, and no taxes to pay…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Just enjoy it while you can, Calvin!
alviebird almost 15 years ago
vardeman62,
Macon, GA?
cjohnson73 almost 15 years ago
Unless you live in the south
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
He’s right on the money, and he’s soooooooooooo cute in his little pajamas.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Has anyone ever tried to pay a $100 or more debt using one dollar bills? One at a time?
spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member almost 15 years ago
…and it will be all melted by the time you get out of school…
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Calvin needs to get together with Alice Otterloup of Cul de Sac. They could do a snow dance together.
Randyt8 almost 15 years ago
They sometimes close schools in New Mexico if it snows only an inch or two. If they don’t close it they delay it 2 hours. Calvin should move to New Mexico.
Me_Again almost 15 years ago
I love Calvin’s expression in the first panel, where he’s pressing his hands and nose up against the window.
:)
IMHOME almost 15 years ago
Ooh, that mischevios mother nature. Lol, I know that when Calvin asks for snow he asks God, but still……
Me_Again almost 15 years ago
Ah, the infinite wisdom of a first-grader. :)
garfield246 almost 15 years ago
Sorry, Calvin. School only gets cancelled rarely.
wowzo over 12 years ago
Poor Calvin an inch of snow is like practically up to his knees
Bibleman2002 almost 9 years ago
I always wonder if Calvin’s mom ever thinks about Calvin’s life if the school bus hits a big patch of black ice
Black ice is a common danger on the road and can cause major accidents