Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 01, 2009
Transcript:
Flo: Wheah'd you say you went, deah? Danae: Mars 3.5... It's a planet on the opposite side of the sun. Jeffrey and I almost got eaten by dinosaurs, then we were taken by apes who worship Captain Eddie as their god and burp their prayers to him. Captain Eddie: Urp. Danae: All hail the monkey-god of Mars!! Urp. Flo: We need to talk about yaw role models, deah... Danae: But...but... It's true! Captain Eddie: Welcome to mah wahld, kid.
brewwitch over 15 years ago
So, Wiley, are your characters based on people you know?
rayannina over 15 years ago
I think they’re all based on his multiple personalities.
Joe_Minotaur over 15 years ago
Wha’ happen’ ta Brendah?
Ronshua over 15 years ago
Captain Eddie needs a robe , scepter & crown . URP .
Rossonieri over 15 years ago
I´m from Germany. What is ,,Wahld´´. Ich couldn´ t find it in my dictionary?!
Batlash Premium Member over 15 years ago
“Monkey God of Mars!” Wasn’t that Edgar Rice Burroughs’ lost team-up between Tarzan and John Carter?
farren over 15 years ago
Brenda B Gone, I think. But what happened to Victoria?
lewisbower over 15 years ago
I’d believe such a sweet little girl
grapfhics over 15 years ago
real people or multiple personalities, go into a store or mall and see if you can’t find some characters.
wilorg over 15 years ago
Rossonieri: Es ist nur ein Versuch, den Ton des Maine- und New England-Akzents zu wiederholen.Es wird phonetisch ausgesprochen. Die Vokal sind ausgedehnt, etwas wie Basler-deutsche und das ” R” Ton wird ziemlich weich gebildet. Deshalb - “Deah” = “Dear” (Liebchen), “Wahld” = “World”(Welt), “Ayuh”=”Yeah” (Ja), usw. Ich finde es ziemlich Charmant.
wicky over 15 years ago
Vos ist los?
cdward over 15 years ago
Ich finde es auch lustig. Gut gemacht, Wiley!
babbie Premium Member over 15 years ago
Boy, I can relate to Captain Eddie.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Welcome to oppsite of the wahld!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
So ends another great comic adventure. I hope we are visited by Lars again in the future.
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
So, Wiley, are your worlds based on planets you know?
alife over 15 years ago
alife over 15 years ago
That’s what I say when people live though stroke. I’ve had 3 met a woman who had 6!!
oddknock over 15 years ago
Ich kann nur weniges Deutsch. Sondern kann ich ein bisschen die Neu-England Sprache. :) Ayuh!
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
It IS true!—I saw the whole thing with my own eyes online!
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Captain Eddie is my neighbor, but he’s gone a lot.
caddy.1957 over 15 years ago
I worked in telemarketing for 4 years in another life (before retirement) and without fail I would come out of there every day speaking whatever dialect I was calling that day most…ie Yooper,Noreaster (Captin Eddie) New Yawker….what ever needless to say I was very confused for 4 years…now I’m only mildly confused Hail Captain Eddie God of the Monkey People URP!
Garrulous over 15 years ago
URP
Rossonieri over 15 years ago
@alle aufklärer: Danke. hätte nicht gedacht, dass auch ein paar Deutschsprachige diese Serie verfolgen.
Ich bin nicht mehr allein auf der Insel!!!
Varnes over 15 years ago
Timhewitt, JonD17, I’d love to read that book! I wonder if he ever thought about that idea. All I know is Burroughs didn’t live long enough. He still had so many planets and moons to populate…
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
EMET
I think if they had kids they’d be from abi…normal.
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Hail to the great god Captain Eddy…URP!
Ushindi over 15 years ago
The German I learned really fast in Germany was “Hello, Fraulein”. I had that down pat.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
i took German in High School for the ski trips to the Alps every year.
all hail canptain eddie, URP
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keenanthelibrarian over 15 years ago
I’m NOT from Germany … now I’m going to need a translation of all the German you lot have been throwing around.