The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 20, 2009

How are you going to drink beer with that thing on?

Pour it full of beer, like a real big glass?

i wonder how long glen will milk this zit line. enough already! it wasn’t that funny when it started.

I like Eno’s loose shoelace.

New way to be a beer guzzler, GREAT!

Eno has never looked better. His nose must be all squashed though.

that’s better than those twin beer can helmets

He can be just like a sink!

He can drink with a really long straw.

he should just wear a headband. it would also make him look sporty!

it must be a super big zit …..hope it doesn’t pop while his head is in that funnel…. he’ll be drinking it with beer…..

He WILL drink with those beer can helmets! Great idea!

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