The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2009
March 15, 2009
March 17, 2009
Transcript:
Spider: Sure, I came down to take a look. But I didn't know the broad had a heart condition. Curds-n-whey is good and all, but I'd have to be one sick western spotted orbweaver to kill for it.
“Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Ms. Muffet away.
Then muffet went back
And checked her gun rack
Grabbing a .357.
Finding the spider
She sat down besider her
And blew the poor sucker to heaven.”
Rat - Pearls Before Swine
durtclaw over 15 years ago
Besides, she knows it could become addictive.
farren over 15 years ago
No whey!
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
“Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider Who sat down beside her And frightened Ms. Muffet away. Then muffet went back And checked her gun rack Grabbing a .357. Finding the spider She sat down besider her And blew the poor sucker to heaven.” Rat - Pearls Before Swine
bald over 15 years ago
oh what a wicked tale we weave
quinones.felix over 15 years ago
Come on, everyone knows that spiders aren’t vegetarians.
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
q-bud, that’s species profiling.