I had a week like this once: the dryer caught fire and burned my undies, the microwave exploded sending up a plume of smoke, the oven turned itself on then refused to turn off (thank heaven I was standing right there!), and the dishwasher gasket blew, sending water EVERYWHERE. I was so frustrated I decided that I needed to get something to eat and the only thing that was working was the toaster. Guess what happened. Yep, two pieces of sourdough rye - right in the kisser.
margueritem over 15 years ago
ROTFL! Nothing worse than drive -by toastings….
Joe_Minotaur over 15 years ago
You humans are toast! Feel my grilled bread product!
Jml58 over 15 years ago
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Margueritem, how is it that you always get here first? You must wake up and smell the coffee early indeed!
Of course, Brewster likely will never think of shutting off the power or unplugging the cords, and neither will anyone else.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
I had a week like this once: the dryer caught fire and burned my undies, the microwave exploded sending up a plume of smoke, the oven turned itself on then refused to turn off (thank heaven I was standing right there!), and the dishwasher gasket blew, sending water EVERYWHERE. I was so frustrated I decided that I needed to get something to eat and the only thing that was working was the toaster. Guess what happened. Yep, two pieces of sourdough rye - right in the kisser.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
How the Cylon rebellion REALLY began. Damned toasters! (But some of the skin jobs were HOT!)
dcguys over 15 years ago
OR pshearer maybe the beginnings of Skynet?
wicky over 15 years ago
True, true, some mornings even inanimate objects seem posessed.
Ermine Notyours over 15 years ago
I just heard an interview with Stephan Pastis where he was thinking of developing a new character of a toaster who tells the future.
wicky over 15 years ago
I have a victrola that tells the past.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Hello Toast! I greatly admire your ship!
PappyFiddle over 15 years ago
There are few things with more glamor or more soul-satisfying than to smash a computer with a sledge hammer and send it’s little parts flying
Varnes over 15 years ago
I propose a toast, with coffee! PappyFiddle, please don’t anger the computers ……
Rakkav over 15 years ago
PappyFiddle, I often feel like reprogramming my computer with an axe…
Ever since that thread about earworms, I’ve been having one in my brain:
Please, Mr. Custer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAX7ktnQ
Please, Mr. Toaster I don’t want no toast Hey, Mr. Toaster Please don’t make me toast
I’ve had a call from work The computers have gone berserk Now I am finding at home That you’re bouncing bread right offa my dome
Please, Mr. Toaster I don’t want no toast Hey, Mr. Toaster Please don’t make me toast
wicky over 15 years ago
Don’t mess with the affairs of toasters for they are vindictive and will pee on your computer.
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
PappyFiddle took an axe, And gave his Apple forty whacks. When he saw what he had done, He gave his PC forty-one.
margueritem over 15 years ago
RAKKAV: No, I haven’t gone to bed yet when the cartoons change.
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
…here’s to a good life filled with happiness…oops…wrong type of toast….
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Thanks, Margueritem! One less mystery to rattle around in my brain. :)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 6 years ago
Talking toasters take the thrill out of techno terrorism.