Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 29, 2006

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news of the times u.s. invades fertility clinic liberates embryos president bush addressed the nation from the oval office. bush: last night, i sent u.s. forces into the baysett fertility clinic in baysett, ny, to liberate thousands of embryos from the potential grasp of stem cell researchers! even as bush was celebrating the military victory, occupying forces were having difficulties. soldier 1: how are we supposed to take of these embryos? soldier 2: try this saline solution i use for my contacts. secretary rumsfeld faced accusations that he entered the war without a plan for the peace. rumsfeld: you go to war with the army you've got! do I wish all our troops were trained reproductive endocrinologists? good golly gracious, yes. as embryos continue to die under military occupation, bush defended the results. bush: look, these things are destroyed in the in vitro process all the time! at least we kept 'em outta the hands of the researchers! press secretary tony snow: tony: we know what we're doing! but you guys only report the bad news because we don't play the media game! soldier 3: uh... here are the embryos for the photo op you asked for, sir.