Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 31, 2009
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Fugitive Directed by Roman Polanski And so, I am forced to live a life on the run, in my penthouse apartment of 30 years in Paris... toiling at odd jobs wherever I can find them, such as directing Oscar TM - winning films... Aide: Your latte, Mr. Polanski. but always dogged by law enforcement and a press that is relentless in its occasional impertinent questions. Reporter: What about your conviction... Roman: How very rude! ROMAN POLANSKI DIRECTED BY ROMAN POLANSKI POLANSKI Then, one day at a film festival (not far from my chalet in Switzerland), they finally catch me! APPEARING TODAY ROMAN POLANSKI Roman: H-how did you know I'd be here today? Detective #1: We got you, punk! Now I suppose you'll say you're innocent -- that a one-armed man did it! Roman: No...I did it! Roman: But hasn't decades of ELUDING proper punishment been punishment ENOUGH? Detective #1: Why...he's right! Detective #2: What fools we've been! Roman: And what of the damage to my reputation? Detective #2: Yes, surely the SHAME of having raped a child can substitute for a criminal penalty! Detective #1: You have proven your innocence at long last, sir! Detective #2: You life on the lam is over! Roman: Champagne and quaaludes for everyone at my place!
Charles Brobst Premium Member about 15 years ago
No free pass to the rich and famous.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
But Hollywood types say he should go free.
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
..thank God nothing like this ever happens in politics..
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
I just love stories with happy endings
Donaldo Premium Member about 15 years ago
for once I disagree with Bolling here. Don’t forget the girl doesn’t want to press charges at all.
Magpie54 about 15 years ago
As I understand, she’s backing away from the charges because of the horrific strain it would put on her and her family - can you imagine what a godawful media circus it would be? Lately we’ve been watching “reality” stars self destruct, and those are people who WANT us watching their every move. Imagine the life of an unassuming private person waking up to broadcast trucks in the front yard everyday. It’s our - the publics - gruesome fascination with this stuff that prevents her from pursuing the charges.
webpilgrim about 15 years ago
Apparently for Polanski, time heals all anuses.
MatureCanadian about 15 years ago
Absolutely wonderful. Sarcasm at its finest. You and Wiley should get together sometime.
Durak Premium Member about 15 years ago
Let’s just hope DavidDow doesnt read Tom.
Great comic, wonderful irony.
-donaldo Don’t forget, we don’t prosecute criminals so the victim can get revenge. Society prosecutes criminals to protect itself. We can’t let criminals walk simply because it makes the victim uncomfortable. What the media needs to do is control itself and not consume the victim or the victims family.
rainman5353 about 15 years ago
Pay attention! The victim doesn’t press criminal charges, the state does, so she can’t “back away”. It is not her prerogative. He did not flee prosecution, he was already convicted (confessed his guilt). He fled sentencing. Therefore he has been tried, convicted, and sentenced, but is yet to serve his time.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
Technically, he wasn’t tried. He entered a guilty plea.
rainman5353 about 15 years ago
Did he make a court appearance at something called a “trial”?
Ashrey about 15 years ago
Rainman, he pleaded guilty. But nicely put Dypak and rainman. The victims are no longer responsible for pressing charges if something has been done. If you come in beaten up and you say your husband did it then it’s the burden then of law enforcement. I hope they put his a$% under the jail.
Ashrey about 15 years ago
Mr. Bolling, best comic I’ve read in ages.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
A guilty plea would usually means that no trial takes place. He would have appeared before the court for an arraignment hearing, to officially state the charges and ask for his plea; had he pled “Not Guilty”, a trial date would have been set for some time in the future, and all sorts of pre-trial proceedings would commence.
Pleading “Guilty” means that they can skip right on to sentencing, but a sentencing hearing would still have been set for a future date. It was while waiting for sentencing that he skipped bail.
My position is that I DO think Polanski should be extradited, but I don’t think he should be either treated particularly leniently nor “made an example of.” He should be sentenced for that to which he originally WOULD have been sentenced; the charge of unlawful intercourse with a juvenile (or whatever the exact wording was under the laws). There’s a lot of latitude in sentencing, and in these cases it CAN be appropriate for the victim’s wishes to be taken into consideration. Also, penalties should be added for his skipping bail, but that’s a separate issue.
The question of what should be appropriate sentencing is complicated. Since in his years as a fugitive, Polanski has NOT lived the life of a rampaging sex fiend, I think that should also be taken into consideration; to the extent that one of the purposes of incarceration is “rehabilitation”, that seems to me to be moot here.
If the U.S. Gov’t could give Polanski a guarantee that he wouldn’t be crucified, I would advise him (were he to ask my advice) to stop fighting extradition. Come back, serve a couple of years, get it over with. If, after he does his time, he still ends up getting deported so he’s never allowed back, well, that’s the situation he’s been in for 30 years anyway.
Straytski about 15 years ago
The lowlifes that came out and supported this scum. The Hollywood Left are a cesspool and their views on anything should never be listened to.