Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 14, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Are they going to run around kicking a ball or are they going to play soccer? Sofie: Yeah! Alice: I'm so bored. Sofie: I brought a cardboard tube to watch through. Alice: I love those! Can I see it? Sofie: Well, uhm... Alice: It's better for yelling through - STOP LOSING! Sofie: Don't get spit in it!
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Too late.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Do either Alice or Sofa (or whatever her name is) [and, yes, Gary and Josh, I did read your posts yesterday; I’m just extending a trope here] have any idea whatsoever what “soccer” is?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
It seems that Alice has no idea what soccer is all about. Unfortunately, Alice, it doesn’t get any better.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Soccer is about…boring. A bunch of sissy’s running around kicking a little white & black ball.
Madruga over 13 years ago
lol…Alice’s so right! I’m 22 and I still think the same way :D
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
EEWW…Alice got spit all over the tube thing.
Barbaraailant over 13 years ago
nothing gets the comments going like dissing someones favorite sport lol
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
Again… this strip is hilarious!!!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’d like to see if you could get away injury-free wearing all that armor.
OldestandWisest over 13 years ago
Having no interest in spectator sports, I won’t take sides in this controversy. All I know about them is that the numbers on the uniforms display the IQs of the players.
BurritoBandito over 13 years ago
“Stop Losing!” Why have I never yelled that at one of my favorite teams yet? Thats perfect!
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
American football; takes 3 hours to play, there is actually about 6-7 minutes of action. Now that’s boring!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
I don’t know how Alice knows they’re losing if she knows nothing about soccer. Although with Petey on the team, she’s probably right…
pumaman over 13 years ago
In any sport, the boring parts build up anticipation which makes the exciting parts even more exciting! And the less boring parts sorta exciting.
pumaman over 13 years ago
Is he going to stand there pitching a ball or are they going to play baseball?
pumaman over 13 years ago
Are they going to just keep hitting the ball with their rackets or are they going to play tennis??
pumaman over 13 years ago
Are they just going to snap the ball and hand it off or pass it while the other team tries to stop them, or are they finally going to start playing some football??!!
lazygrazer over 13 years ago
Ewww, Alice doesn’t know where that tubes been…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m taking tomorrow off because the Stanley Cup is going to game 7. That’s a sport.
bergamot over 13 years ago
I never thought of yelling STOP LOSING at my team… maybe that’ll work for the Timbers.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
No, DrToon, you’re the majority! Unless one of my kids or grandkids are in it , I would never watch!
pumaman over 13 years ago
When my favorite football team is on offense but losing yardage, I love yelling, “You’re going the wrong way!”
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Gosh—I love baseball and football. Also enjoy watching golf sometimes. It amazes me how talented some of the athletes are. I’m talented also—just not in sports. :D