Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2008

Transcript:

Pig: I heard you got a job writing epitaphs for people's tombstones. Rat: Yeah...this one's tough though. 'Cause the guy didn't seem to do a lot. Pig: Let me see. "He lived. He died. We barely cried." Pig: Quite a tribute. Rat: Hey. It rhymes.