Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2010
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Transcript:
Larry says, "Bad news, son. Santa no come Larry house dis year." Junior says, "What are you talking about? He always comes." Larry says, "No. He no come. Guess it 'cause he moody, fat guy. He have lot of issues." Junior says, "What are you talking about? Santa's kind and generous and-" Patty says, "Dad ate an elf." Junior says, "You did what?" Larry says, "Whoa whoa whoa. Me only eat leg. Me sure it magically grow back."
NJ Lyon almost 13 years ago
Why do so many Pearls christmas strips include Larry eating someone’s leg?
giratina08 almost 13 years ago
“Me sure it magically grow back” That is awesome!
11256 over 12 years ago
It’d be cool if limbs could magically grow back, but not happening, Larry
Dabattlebacca over 11 years ago
Well, at least he didn’t eat Santa Claus. But yeah, he’s not coming this year.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Actually neither of you are right… there’s no such thing as a starfish. They’re called sea stars, therefore there is no proper plural to the word “starfish.” Case closed.
gocomics over 10 years ago
Starfishes is correct if you’re referring to several species of starfish.
Larry da crocodile almost 4 years ago
if it don’t, he need prosteteec leg