Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2010
Transcript:
Larry says, "Bad news, son. Santa no come Larry house dis year." Junior says, "What are you talking about? He always comes." Larry says, "No. He no come. Guess it 'cause he moody, fat guy. He have lot of issues." Junior says, "What are you talking about? Santa's kind and generous and-" Patty says, "Dad ate an elf." Junior says, "You did what?" Larry says, "Whoa whoa whoa. Me only eat leg. Me sure it magically grow back."
“Me sure it magically grow back” That is awesome!