Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2010

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Junior says, "Look, mom! Santa came! I got dominoes, candy, a video game? did you get anything?" Patty says, "I did, Junior, look! I got a book and jewelry and perfume!... Wonder what your father got?" Larry says, "Whuh ees 'restraining order'?" Junior says, "Merry Christmas, mom!" Patty says, "Merry Christmas, sweetheart." Larry says, "Me got lawyers, too, fat man!"