Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 20, 2009

Guess she told us!

I hear this a lot from girls and Zen masters.

Now I understand.

Teresa, it is not nice to rub our noses in our inferiority! We try!

i would never dare to be so presumptuous!

I don’t even care.

Understand what?

“Here’s your sign”

Finally! a woman who understands me.

Understood.

My head hurts.

So why do you waste your time with me? Is it essential that I understand?

That”s why I gave up bothering to try years ago.

Yes, I will never understand. But what are you doing Saturday night?

One way communication is great for understanding!

Okay, I understand.

burma shave

Either you have underestimated my understanding, or I have overstated my understanding. Either way, I can’t stand this standoff we have come to.

Today’s “Garfield Minus Garfield” reminds me a lot of “Frog Applause”.

Yeah, yeah, and in never understanding, the ununderstandable is UNSTOPPABLE!

Understanding is not all it’s cracked up to be……which reminds me of a joke about inverted flying…but nemmind.

thank god I dont .

Break it up folks and move on. Nothing to see here today.

His cheek was rough, his chick vamoosed, and now she won’t come home to roost. Burma Shave. (For nighthawks.)