Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 16, 2011

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If Teresa keeps providing me with such great material, I fear I may have to start paying her royalties:http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=69776

Man, that “Tornado Drill” looks a lot like duck-and-cover.

Re: Thank you. You’re Welcome!

Did you ever visit a grade school (for some public event there) and have to use the toilet? I did, once, and found it to be very kid-sized, at least in that particular school (and I’m not all that big, BTW)….

He must be fulla’ something.

That would be Rand Paul, aka Aqua Buddha, that told a Senate subcommittee meeting that he hasn’t had a toilet that works properly in 20 years.

Is that the Scott Walker that became the union busting thug governor of Wisconsin?

The performance reminds me of Larry Bangor singing I Want to be Jackie Onassis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyqDnYBQsKw

Re: Jackie – “A finger in every country”? Taking a riff from Shakespeare there, it seemeth me.

If anyone wants a good read around the basic reasons for the Arab-Israeli conflict, I recomment “The Anatomy of Peace” by the Arbinger Institute.

Re: Make Noise. The most godawful noise I ever heard was at a T. Rex concert. The guitarist scraped a tambourine over his guitar strings. Painful, and had absolutely nothing to do with music.

so, what is indian sign language for “white soldiers invaded our camp and killed everyone, including women & childern” ?

That’ll be one Royal Flush!

If a small toilet is in the forest, and never gets used, is it inadequate?

Re: the one eyed otolaryngologist. Sorry doc I’ll pass/

Guessing from that answer, any Native American blood?