Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2011

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    theLazyCartoonist  about 13 years ago

    Hilarious! HAHA SNORT CACKLECACKLEHOOHAWWCOUGH COUGH gufFAWWWeeeeHOOHOO SNOOOOORTCACKLE CACKLE GUFFaaaawww….!!!

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    So is that face.

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    jpsomebody  about 13 years ago

    Cute???????Rat needs glasses.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 13 years ago

    Only one thing to do in such a situation: Hand her a packet of beef jerky, and slip away while she’s tearing it open with her teeth.

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    trspence  about 13 years ago

    Hey, I actually have to side with the Rat on this one. Met a girl several years ago that was drop dead gorgeous, but her laugh was like a dying horse. Freaky…

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    Arianne  about 13 years ago

    ♩♫ When things strike me as funnyI can’t hide it insideAnd squeak – as the squeakelers doI’ve got to let go with a ho-ho-ho…And a ha-ha-ha…too!We love to laughLoud and long and clear…♩♫

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    tat0010  about 13 years ago

    snort

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    chortle snicker

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    “Tee hee”…. she giggles delicately, of course….

    Seinfeld did an episode where he dated a woman with a horrible laugh.

    And anybody remember Chrissie (Suzanne Somers) on Three’s company, and her annoying snort?

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    Sisyphos  about 13 years ago

    Rat was justified this time. Even Satan occasionally does a good deed….

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    orinoco womble  about 13 years ago

    True, a laugh reveals a lot—sometimes too much—about a person.

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    jpost  about 13 years ago

    So, looks like Hillary is stepping out on Bill!

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    wicky  about 13 years ago

    Been there, done that, they are cute till they open their mouths

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    Half Caper Farm  about 13 years ago

    Wow, this is a first! I actually sympathize with Rat. . .

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    ljdjbd  about 13 years ago

    Mr. Pastis, you’re too suave to rip off “Friends” or Seinfeld or “Three’s Company,” aren’t you? Glad you quit smoking. The crocs are sounding more and more barrio Latino.

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    kathleenashbaugh  about 13 years ago

    At last! She doesn’t look like me, but that’s my laugh!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago

    she also has a bad habit of going out on dates with rats

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Goat appears surprisingly empahetic with Rat rather than exasperated per normal.

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    TheSpanishInquisition  about 13 years ago

    Hyeeheeehaahooptttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk

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    Alms4Thorby  about 13 years ago

    Reminds me of those Sienfeld break-ups. She had “man-hands” or she was a “close talker”.

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    roja22  about 13 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Hey! I snort! But I prefer to believe that my snort is as delicate and infectious as your “tee-hee.” = )

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    So, what does Rat’s laugh sound like?

    (I’m assuming that he really doesn’t care. . . .)

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    alan valdes  about 13 years ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahmwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahcoughhahahahahahahahahahahahaha snortsnort lolololololololololo BANG

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    Gokie5  about 13 years ago

    One day I was eating lunch at a restaurant and was sitting near a tableful of office workers who were apparently celebrating someone’s birthday. One fellow, whenever anything happened that he thought was funny, would say, “Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh. Hyonh.” Always five “hyonhs,” not loud or emotional, just calm and matter of fact. If I’d been single, don’t think I would have wanted to go out with someone who laughed like that.

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    tigre1  about 13 years ago

    Only intelligent women laugh at my jokes…

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    Number Three  about 13 years ago

    That would of been pretty disturbing if she has food in her mouth.

    LOL, Ewwwww!

    xxx

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    tegm  about 13 years ago

    Because cute girls have no one better to date than mice, to the point that mice can complain about them.

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    Popeyesforearm  about 13 years ago

    Riot.Rat deserves such a woman. She obviously has issues or wouldn’t be dating a rodent!

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    hariseldon59  about 13 years ago

    “Pastis can’t draw cute girls. Even the ones he intends to be cute end up hideous.”

    He could learn a thing or two from Frank Cho.

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    killacowinWA  about 13 years ago

    Anyone seen the Monty Python sketch about the joke that was used as a weapon to fight the Germans? Whoever heard it immediately died laughing. Consequently, translating it from English to German was very tricky.

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    vickersbickerbonker  about 13 years ago

    I usually like the strip Stephan, but I think you can do better than ripping off family guy.

    http://comicbeat.com/videos/Cartoon_Videos/Family_Guy_Hot_Girl_With_A_Bad_Laugh

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    codedaddy  about 13 years ago

    I recall a place in Philly called the Rathskeller years ago, but never saw the denizens dating humans.

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    ogk1997  about 13 years ago

    hahahahahahaha that was really funny

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    Mike H  about 13 years ago

    any girl that laughs like a horse must have the horse teeth.

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    fatjimi  about 13 years ago

    She’s a major contaminator and needs to cover her mouth when she laughs.

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    rgcviper  about 13 years ago

    And we can’t forget Kitty from “That ’70s Show”, with her occasional snorts followed by the (really) high-pitched laughs..Personally, I thought they were funny. Other people? Probably not so much.

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    pbarnrob  about 13 years ago

    And can we ever forget Sybil Shepherd’s snort-laugh?

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    jkhandy  about 13 years ago

    I would think Rats incontinence issue would be a bigger deal breaker.

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