Fuzzy’s modeling career skyrocketed after his boffo performance in the Charmin ads. But then came the terrible accident during the filming for a waxing salon. He thought he would make a comeback with the Rogaine contract but it didn’t work. After six months, he still wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?
There is pretty convincing evidence that Elvis is alive, or was a few years ago. If you dig into the case of Eliza Presley, who has presented DNA evidence that proves that she is Elvis’ half-sister, you will see that she not only makes a strong case for being Vernon Presley’s daughter, but also that a man called Jesse Presley is actually Elvis. She got Jesse’s (Elvis’) DNA from the envelope of a letter he sent her.
Well, it’s easy and fun to make jokes about this. However, the DNA tests proved conclusively that the sample taken from the envelope that Eliza received was from Elvis. Elvis was the last and only male in the Vernon Presley line. The DNA was from a male and it matched both that of Vernon and a blood relative of Elvis’ mother – no other male could do that but Elvis. The DNA examiner said it had to be from Elvis and that DNA cannot lie. Check it out. There is a lot more, including how Priscilla and Lisa Marie responded to the DNA evidence.
Final Elvis comment – if anyone is still reading this page. Eliza requested that Lisa Marie submit a sample for DNA testing. This could be compared to Eliza’s DNA and the result would either prove or disprove that Eliza was Elvis’ half-sister. In other words, Lisa Marie could blow Eliza’s claim out of the water. Lisa Marie refused to give a sample for DNA testing and instead moved to Paris within days after the matter came up.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Lets see…..Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he.
LLABDDO almost 13 years ago
A bare bear.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Time for a comb under?
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Does that mean he’s wearing a toupe? Or is that an ice bag on his head after a bad night out with some buddies with a warped sense of humor?
osceola almost 13 years ago
Fuzzy’s modeling career skyrocketed after his boffo performance in the Charmin ads. But then came the terrible accident during the filming for a waxing salon. He thought he would make a comeback with the Rogaine contract but it didn’t work. After six months, he still wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?
ubercop2000 almost 13 years ago
somewhere in the park a squirrel is wearing a barrel.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Doesn’t he have the right to bare bear arms?
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
once the neighbors catch on, there’ll be a bare-skin rug in his future.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries……
Commentator almost 13 years ago
Good grief! The comedian’s a bear!
glenardis almost 13 years ago
he’s wearing a bear rug.
can’t believe no one said that yet.
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
He’s not a kid…he’s a bare!!!!
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
Re; Elvis
There is pretty convincing evidence that Elvis is alive, or was a few years ago. If you dig into the case of Eliza Presley, who has presented DNA evidence that proves that she is Elvis’ half-sister, you will see that she not only makes a strong case for being Vernon Presley’s daughter, but also that a man called Jesse Presley is actually Elvis. She got Jesse’s (Elvis’) DNA from the envelope of a letter he sent her.
The following link just scratches the surface:
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
Re; Elvis
God, that’s so funny!
craigwestlake almost 13 years ago
@packratjohn Actually that’s the right to arm bears…
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Maybe he gave for Locks of Love.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Is he elvish? He looks elvish!
prrdh almost 13 years ago
Bare bear lawn care.
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
Well, it’s easy and fun to make jokes about this. However, the DNA tests proved conclusively that the sample taken from the envelope that Eliza received was from Elvis. Elvis was the last and only male in the Vernon Presley line. The DNA was from a male and it matched both that of Vernon and a blood relative of Elvis’ mother – no other male could do that but Elvis. The DNA examiner said it had to be from Elvis and that DNA cannot lie. Check it out. There is a lot more, including how Priscilla and Lisa Marie responded to the DNA evidence.
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
Final Elvis comment – if anyone is still reading this page. Eliza requested that Lisa Marie submit a sample for DNA testing. This could be compared to Eliza’s DNA and the result would either prove or disprove that Eliza was Elvis’ half-sister. In other words, Lisa Marie could blow Eliza’s claim out of the water. Lisa Marie refused to give a sample for DNA testing and instead moved to Paris within days after the matter came up.
Pygar almost 13 years ago
And to think ol’ Fuzzy used to have his own brand of kiddie bath soap… how the fuzzy have fallen…
Celad almost 13 years ago
Scuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t bare –Scuzzy Wuzzy was ALL hair;Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t scuzzy,Was he?
kennedke almost 13 years ago
i just really hope this isnt a joke about bush….