Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 28, 2011
December 27, 2011
December 29, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Not a lot of people come up here from Florida this time of year. Boy: It's a chance to see something I've never seen. Frazz: Snow? Boy: Yeah, that too, I guess. Frazz: And...? Boy: Empty seats on an airplane. Frazz: I thought those were extinct. Boy: It was actually kind of freaky.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
empty seats on an airplane are extinct. airlines who plead poverty cram every everybody like sardines.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Makes sense to go north to avoid getting chomped by gators.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I often go to Marquette for Spring break….
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Nice re-direction of assumptions. See Baldo today for the same dramatic technique.
AStarofDestiny almost 13 years ago
I haven’t had the displeasure to fly since TSA has taken over. i really hope I don’t have to anytime soon, either. No desire to be felt up by a stranger.
HareBall almost 13 years ago
I flew last summer and nobody felt me up. You only get felt up if you have something that sets off the detectors or do something really stupid while you are in line.
PkfanD66 almost 13 years ago
Believe it! I know I would!
PkfanD66 almost 13 years ago
Actually, empty airplane seats are only critically endangered. They might make a comeback once @Night-Gaunt49’s plan comes through.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
Empty seats will never be extinct as long as airlines are allowed to sell more tickets than they have seats. If any other business took more money than they actually had product to sell, they would be charged with some sort of fraud.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
Okay, I got the first part backwards, but you know what I mean, right?
Dinosaur 12 months ago
i was once on a 14 hour flight with rows not filled so i got to lay down