Do all my shopping online. And if it’s a gift for someone there is usually gift wrap available (for a small charge) and it gets shipped directly to them. Yes, it’s a little more expensive but how much is it worth to you to avoid the Black Friday crowds and traffic? Worth a lot to me . . .
I did one black friday gig. I got to walywaorld at the appropriate o’dark thirty and waited in the line.As the door opened, I went front 5th in line to 20th. Behind me was a little old lady, about 70 or so. From somewhere she had found a cart and was beating the back of my legs black and blue whlie continously cursing enough to make my old boot camp gunny sarge sound like a Sunday school teacher. By the way I’m 6’3" and over 300 lbs. I do not do “sales” anymore.
Want an unbeatable army? Draft pre menopausal women, keep them together until all their periods are in sync. Plan all attacks for those PMS days. For defense, have 3 other groups with different “time of the month” so one group is always ready and available. Only problem, there would be no men who would step in to command such an army!!
Tog almost 13 years ago
I can just imagine it happening for real here.
Tdog123 almost 13 years ago
/-\ /\/ D\/ C/-\|o |o is going into a store? WOW! /
darkman12 almost 13 years ago
got that right
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
That is why I don’t go to Black Friday sales. Feel bad for the workers being proded, poked, and now punched.
toonmaster almost 13 years ago
Do all my shopping online. And if it’s a gift for someone there is usually gift wrap available (for a small charge) and it gets shipped directly to them. Yes, it’s a little more expensive but how much is it worth to you to avoid the Black Friday crowds and traffic? Worth a lot to me . . .
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Tch Tch! Us women have very low patience.
That would of been funny!
LOL xxx
PoodleGroomer almost 13 years ago
Do they let citizens own pepper spray in England?
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
@Number Six
Another good one #6 !!! You’re on a roll today
pawpawbear almost 13 years ago
I did one black friday gig. I got to walywaorld at the appropriate o’dark thirty and waited in the line.As the door opened, I went front 5th in line to 20th. Behind me was a little old lady, about 70 or so. From somewhere she had found a cart and was beating the back of my legs black and blue whlie continously cursing enough to make my old boot camp gunny sarge sound like a Sunday school teacher. By the way I’m 6’3" and over 300 lbs. I do not do “sales” anymore.
dahawk almost 13 years ago
Want an unbeatable army? Draft pre menopausal women, keep them together until all their periods are in sync. Plan all attacks for those PMS days. For defense, have 3 other groups with different “time of the month” so one group is always ready and available. Only problem, there would be no men who would step in to command such an army!!