Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 18, 2012
January 17, 2012
January 19, 2012
Transcript:
TV: ...And now a preview of next week's episode.
Jimbo: We kissed through the entire show!
Rose: There's a good chance we'll miss the rest of the season!
I can understand why Calvin doesn’t have a sibling…… But with the amount of osculation that Jimbo and Rose manage to achieve on a daily basis, I don’t understand why Pasquale hasn’t a sibling, or more than one even, at least.
Two couples on a cruise were having dinner in the ship’s restaurant, and after the meal had been completed, one of the men asked the other couple if they would like a glass of wine each.He said ‘Thank you, I will’. She said ’ No thanks, tried it once and didn’t like it’.The first man then asked if they would like an after dinner cigarette. He said ‘Thanks, I will’. She said ‘No thanks, tried it once and didn’t like it’.The wife of the first man then asked ‘How many children do you have?’The second man’s wife said ‘we have only one child’, and the first man then said ‘I see, tried it once and didn’t like it I suppose’.
I’m amazed at how may people are taking a comic that seriously that they’re shocked the parents don’t have another child. But if you are going to take it that seriously, haven’t you guys heard of birth control? Plenty of people have just one kid thanks to that or maybe Rose or Jimbo got themselves fixed or can’t have any more kids.
OK, Guys (and I mean “Guys” only! Sorry Ladies) I have NEVER been able to just sit on the sofa and make out, neither with girlfriends when I was younger, nor with wife today. Any wife is not liking it! So… how many of you actually sit there and make out with your wives? I’m kinda cruious.
This is why I like Netflix on my wireless TV … you can pause it, get a long kiss, then go back. Even stop the movie and come back in a day or so … very effective, especially when we want to freak out our kids … “ooooh, mushy! gross!” … and actually they love seeing their parents in love!
@Kydex exactly. It’s a comic strip so wondering why there isn’t another child because the characters make out and are lovey dovey all the time is just silly. And not to mention Pasquales guardian angel hallucinations. Kid would need some meds by now!@Guy-why guys only? I’m a wife and I make out with my husband on the couch. And we even hold hands in public gasp
Ooooookay… I guess my wife and I are the ONLY ONES who never get 2 seconds to even consider kissing. A three year old and a one year old don’t allow for any “adult” time. We’re too busy being Mommy and Daddy to be Husband and Wife anymore.
Jimbo & Rose aren’t REALLY going to miss a GOOD show – they’re all out on DVD within 6 months anyway!And the REASON they missed tonight’s episode is a valid one, too! Love beats TV any night you can…
Veridian almost 13 years ago
Given their rather High Osculation Frequency I’d say a Band Pass Filter and TiVo are the order of the Day! :-)
tegm almost 13 years ago
haha, I miss being that infatuated with someone! XD
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
They might as well kiss that show goodbye!
frerrick almost 13 years ago
I can understand why Calvin doesn’t have a sibling…… But with the amount of osculation that Jimbo and Rose manage to achieve on a daily basis, I don’t understand why Pasquale hasn’t a sibling, or more than one even, at least.
Two couples on a cruise were having dinner in the ship’s restaurant, and after the meal had been completed, one of the men asked the other couple if they would like a glass of wine each.He said ‘Thank you, I will’. She said ’ No thanks, tried it once and didn’t like it’.The first man then asked if they would like an after dinner cigarette. He said ‘Thanks, I will’. She said ‘No thanks, tried it once and didn’t like it’.The wife of the first man then asked ‘How many children do you have?’The second man’s wife said ‘we have only one child’, and the first man then said ‘I see, tried it once and didn’t like it I suppose’.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Having your wife or husband is more important then a TV series.
marvee almost 13 years ago
Was that all fore-play?
Hbeschizza almost 13 years ago
I’m amazed at how may people are taking a comic that seriously that they’re shocked the parents don’t have another child. But if you are going to take it that seriously, haven’t you guys heard of birth control? Plenty of people have just one kid thanks to that or maybe Rose or Jimbo got themselves fixed or can’t have any more kids.
sk1jones almost 13 years ago
I should do this when the wife puts on any of those “Real Housewives” shows…
Desertsinger1972 almost 13 years ago
That is why Hulu is now available.
yuggib almost 13 years ago
OK, Guys (and I mean “Guys” only! Sorry Ladies) I have NEVER been able to just sit on the sofa and make out, neither with girlfriends when I was younger, nor with wife today. Any wife is not liking it! So… how many of you actually sit there and make out with your wives? I’m kinda cruious.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
“We fooled around and fell in love…” Remember that song from the mid 70’s. I suppose Rose and Jimbo read Song Of Solomon in the Bible.
rugratz2222 almost 13 years ago
This is why I like Netflix on my wireless TV … you can pause it, get a long kiss, then go back. Even stop the movie and come back in a day or so … very effective, especially when we want to freak out our kids … “ooooh, mushy! gross!” … and actually they love seeing their parents in love!
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
Get a room!
craigwestlake almost 13 years ago
We do people always say humans and dogs have been ‘fixed’ when they weren’t broken to begin…
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
This is why recorders were invented.
Hbeschizza almost 13 years ago
@Kydex exactly. It’s a comic strip so wondering why there isn’t another child because the characters make out and are lovey dovey all the time is just silly. And not to mention Pasquales guardian angel hallucinations. Kid would need some meds by now!@Guy-why guys only? I’m a wife and I make out with my husband on the couch. And we even hold hands in public gasp
duffer37 almost 13 years ago
Ooooookay… I guess my wife and I are the ONLY ONES who never get 2 seconds to even consider kissing. A three year old and a one year old don’t allow for any “adult” time. We’re too busy being Mommy and Daddy to be Husband and Wife anymore.
MadYank almost 13 years ago
Jimbo & Rose aren’t REALLY going to miss a GOOD show – they’re all out on DVD within 6 months anyway!And the REASON they missed tonight’s episode is a valid one, too! Love beats TV any night you can…