Pickles by Brian Crane for January 12, 2012

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    hsawlrae  almost 13 years ago

    She knows what to say to get the LazyBoy.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    That’s about the first time I’ve seen Opal usethe recliner.

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    onetrack0246  almost 13 years ago

    You do what you gotta do sometimes to get what you want & need at the time. Way to go Opal!

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    tat0010  almost 13 years ago

    I run from that phrase too.

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    We need to talk = I need to bitch.

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    wicky  almost 13 years ago

    Just tell her to go talk to the mirror.

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    wicky  almost 13 years ago

    When a woman says “we have to talk” I allow her to just get started and turn on my heel and walk away, nothing ticks them off more…love it!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Just shut up and listen to me talk.

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    tdf13  almost 13 years ago

    Years of negative reinforcement, Opal.

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    There’s a country song by Suzy Boguss called “She Said, He Heard.”“She said “I’m mad”,He heard, “I’m leaving”She said “I need your attention”,He heard “I want you to crawl.”She said, “I’m sad”He heard, “It’s all your fault”There is no translationEmotions don’t fit into wordsThere’s so much between what she saidAnd what he heard.

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    jtviper7  almost 13 years ago

    A Lazy Boy is a mans throne…

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    A lot of whining in the comments today… So guys, if something really truly needs to be discussed, what’s the best way to start the conversation, or does all talking “scare” you?

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Because he doesn’t want to listen to his wife nattering.. Especially when the record gets stuck.

    LOL xxx

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    jpjones23  almost 13 years ago

    It was not long after I married my Beloved that I told her that she needed girlfriends because she could talk longer than I could listen. It worked well!

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    makemlaugh  almost 13 years ago

    Wow! All these guys who “hate to talk” sure have a lot to say here!

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    abird4u  almost 13 years ago

    ………… and that is WHY Earl puts his dirty socks on Opals’ pillow.!!!

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    PShaw0423  almost 13 years ago

    Both men and women can have lousy communications skills — mostly involving talking more than listening — and not accommodating each other’s communications styles. To overgeneralize (but not by much), men talk primarily to exchange facts and information, women talk primarily to tell stories and what they mean. To each, the other’s style can be intensely uncomfortable..Above all else, we need to be patient with each other, and understand that what makes us comfortable or not is only personal preference, not a matter of cosmic right or wrong.

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    DavidGBA  almost 13 years ago

    He knew he was going to lose . . . .

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    MChamp42  almost 13 years ago

    “We need to talk” = you need a lawyer

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    boldyuma  almost 13 years ago

    I just noticed both Opal and the cat ganged up Earl.

    Cat did a flanking maneuver..

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    KSquaredComics  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve got to try that line.

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