Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    That cashew is so right!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    That’s funny. I don’t see Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Schroeder, Pigpen, Franklin or the Van Pelt brothers.

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    Keep your voice down or you might get assalted.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Arch — I don’t sea salt.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Gesundheit! I heard a cashew

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Nuts.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    “It should be a good party. Everyone seems to have come out of their shells.” - S. Freud.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    I buy nuts in bulk and unsalted so I can control how I have them.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    What a goober! Everyone knows that peanuts arn’t nuts, they jest act that way . . . ☻

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    lancemay  almost 13 years ago

    nuttin nutty peanut butty

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    pnorman1  almost 13 years ago

    How about this:“The name is Bert, Phil Bert!”

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t” !

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    That’s what they tell me, but I am allergic to tree nuts, and yes, Goodquestion is correct, peanuts are legumes, and almonds aren’t nuts either, they are related to the peach. And now that you have had your lesson for the day, I will slide out the back door! Quietly, so I don’t disturb anybody!

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    I guess all the walnuts are hanging around the edges?

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    and always small peanuts, too…

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