Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 19, 2012

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    pdkauffmann  almost 13 years ago

    What do you get when you cross an arborist with a lumberjack? Beats tree.

    Please tell me you all can do better.

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    solarrhino  almost 13 years ago

    This comes from left field, doesn’t it? Frazz is known for condescend smugness, not sense of humor.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    You go, Frazz…But, maybe you should call your friend Ann Arbor, (You know where she lives..)…..She might be able to help…..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Frazz could go out of his tree trying to think of an arborist joke.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Old arborists never die… they just pine fir ever?

    Hmmm… I was trying to think of an old chestnut I could spruce up a little…. but maybe I’d better leave before you all get sycamore….

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    Olddog1  almost 13 years ago

    Sounds a little like Oliver Goldsmith’s “grouse in the gun room” joke.

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    And about 450 miles from Vulcan!

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    texasl  almost 13 years ago

    The arborist married a genealogist because of her family tree.

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    RetiredArmySFC Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Why didn’t he save this one for 6 weeks from now?

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    celeconecca  almost 13 years ago

    …he liked to trees the masses…

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    TheSpanishInquisition  almost 13 years ago

    “I am Roger. Roger the shrubber.”

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    runar  almost 13 years ago

    If any of you happens to be in Ann Arbor, say hello to Yang the Nauseating for me.

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    a_hemant  almost 13 years ago

    Comics are getting arboreal.

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    DaveS002  almost 13 years ago

    I may pine away trying to think of an arborist joke.

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    These jokes are bad… I’m leaf-ing.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    ^ The jokes may be bad but no one has made an ash of themselves yet.

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    Zaristerex  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t get stumped, Frazz; I’ll go out on a limb and say I’m a sap for tree jokes!

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    McGehee  almost 13 years ago

    Just like when Ted Baxter decided there should be a knock-knock joke about Anna Maria Alberghetti.

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    black_knight15_au  almost 13 years ago

    Two unemployed Irishmen were walking down the road when they say a sign that said “Tree Fellers Wanted”One turned to the other and said “It’s a pity Patty ain’t here or we could all get jobs”

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    Arianne  almost 13 years ago

    ~ Have they figured out why the arborist fell out of the tree?~ Frayed knot.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 13 years ago

    Hear about the arborist that lost his job?He wouldn’t go out on a limb….(que the moans)

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Miserchord, Shakiin’ Jake is gone now too… Bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs….My baby cooks me bacon and eggs…

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    groon2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I had to divorce an arborist, to much graft(ing).

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    If you go far enough north from Hell, you go beyond Bliss, and if you cross the bridge, you can get to Paradise easily….

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    groon2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    An arborist is like a Chicago politician, too much grafting.

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    Yes , Paradise, much closer to Vulcan!

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    Arianne  almost 13 years ago

    What do you call… a tree trimmer at U of M?… or… a wolverine up a tree? Too lame, I know! I hope Frazz is going to tell us the joke tomorrow, and not just leave us hanging.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Pschearer, my sweet — thank you! …but if I am your love why do you never come back and see that I’ve answered you? :(

    And Arianne…. OK, what do you call them?

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    tex4056  almost 13 years ago

    I misread the word the first time, and thought he was doing a Trudeau…

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 13 years ago

    “Did you hear about the arborist?”“Why, no… What about the arborist?”" ’e ’ad to batten down the ’atches before the ’urricane ’it…"

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    An arborist goes into a bar. “Drinks for everyone, my treet!”

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    prrdh  almost 13 years ago

    I woodn’t put it past Frazz to come up with a really sappy one.

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    dv-chris  almost 13 years ago

    A whole new branch of humour

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