Looks more like Scooter was mouthing around the feeder.For those of you who also read Frog Applause, Amy the cat who showed up eating birdseed at our feeder is napping contentedly in her office chair beside me.
Scooter, you dog, you.Thanks everyone. I can’t tell you how much the comments on this comic always make my day so much better. If I had to live somewhere besides where I am, I’d choose Ballard Street.
Little Miss Millie High MaintenanceShe’s all THAT and more…maintains a reputationselling “Kibble” door to door..♪♪♫Bling always on her collarwith bells and button bows…Her High Maintenance odour… every neighbor doggie knows!!♫♫♪♪Not one for chasing neighbor cats nor squirrels with their nuts,dumpster diving’s frowned uponlike sniffin’ bulldog butts..♪♪♪♫♫What Millie is real famous forI think that you’ll agree…is actually NOT “Playin’ hard to get”…but “Playin’ hard for fee”…:(I)
“We interrupt this program for a Public Service Announcement.”
“The State Agency for Public Health has ordered the urgent recall of thousands of packets of “Tweety Pie” bird food following an investigation of samples of the product which has revealed that a recent batch was contaminated by a form of hallucinogenic fungus. Concerned citizens have been reporting unusual behavior patterns in their pet parrots, parakeets and other caged birds ranging from cataleptic fits to frenzied and erratic movements suggestive of panic attacks. The contaminant was identified as one of the more potent species of this type of fungus, and the Mexico based manufacturers have launched an inquiry to find out how it got into the production line."
“The bird food, which is sold in pet stores and other outlets state wide, has been withdrawn from sale until further notice. The affected packets can be identified by the letters “AZ” at the beginning of the batch number stamped on the bottom flap. These should be returned unopened to the store of purchase for a full refund, and opened packets should be discarded and the contents should not, repeat not be used to feed any type of animal, domestic or wild. If in doubt please call the number showing now at the bottom of the screen. That is the end of this public service announcement."
“Welcome back folks. Well wow can you believe that Jenna? We have ballistic birdseed circulating in our town!”
“Yes it seems we do, Mitch, and I have Todd here on the line from the area around North Ballard Street. Todd? You say your dog’s been affected by this problem is that right? Tell me about it.”
“Yeah Jenna that’s correct my wife brought a pack of this here Tweety Pie bird food back from the store and put it out on the feeder only this morning. Then guess what the dog gets out there and gobbles it all up! Next thing you know he’s trippin’ out! He’s jumpin’ like ten foot off of the ground and shakin’ all over, then he’s scootin’ around like he’s under aerial attack or somethin’. He’s outta his tree! Sheila had to catch him in a burlap sack and bring him inside to sleep it off. That stuff is like dynamite!”
“Well that was Todd there, thank you Todd, with a worrying story. Folks we need to keep our pets away from bird feeders until this problem has all been cleared up. Back to you, Mitch.”
E60: it’s probably the daffiest there is!And beviek – hope your dog has chilled out!There were funny contributions today from x_Tech, Essex and IMB. And I enjoyed your “cows attack students” comment. Good times!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Mah- wah-hah-ha! Scooter was so very wrong….
margueritem over 12 years ago
Hmm, my dogs are always checking under the bird feeder, too…
x_Tech over 12 years ago
See Scooter runRun Scooter, runSmell ScooterEEEEwww Scooter, Eeeuwww!Cleanse Scooter NowPoor Scooter Poor poor ScooterDon’t cringe ScooterIt’s only Beviek’s House Finch ringtone.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
The neighbors dog always checks out the crow feeder , then eats everything left in it. It’s amazing what a crow and the next door dog will eat!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Another case of cross-linked files caused by reading comics and playing Angry Birds on the same smartphone.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Scooter’s going to need a bath.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Looks more like Scooter was mouthing around the feeder.For those of you who also read Frog Applause, Amy the cat who showed up eating birdseed at our feeder is napping contentedly in her office chair beside me.
monawarner over 12 years ago
Scooter, you dog, you.Thanks everyone. I can’t tell you how much the comments on this comic always make my day so much better. If I had to live somewhere besides where I am, I’d choose Ballard Street.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Little Miss Millie High MaintenanceShe’s all THAT and more…maintains a reputationselling “Kibble” door to door..♪♪♫Bling always on her collarwith bells and button bows…Her High Maintenance odour… every neighbor doggie knows!!♫♫♪♪Not one for chasing neighbor cats nor squirrels with their nuts,dumpster diving’s frowned uponlike sniffin’ bulldog butts..♪♪♪♫♫What Millie is real famous forI think that you’ll agree…is actually NOT “Playin’ hard to get”…but “Playin’ hard for fee”…:(I)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
even without the caption this one is hilarious.
Logical Duck over 12 years ago
“We interrupt this program for a Public Service Announcement.”
“The State Agency for Public Health has ordered the urgent recall of thousands of packets of “Tweety Pie” bird food following an investigation of samples of the product which has revealed that a recent batch was contaminated by a form of hallucinogenic fungus. Concerned citizens have been reporting unusual behavior patterns in their pet parrots, parakeets and other caged birds ranging from cataleptic fits to frenzied and erratic movements suggestive of panic attacks. The contaminant was identified as one of the more potent species of this type of fungus, and the Mexico based manufacturers have launched an inquiry to find out how it got into the production line."
“The bird food, which is sold in pet stores and other outlets state wide, has been withdrawn from sale until further notice. The affected packets can be identified by the letters “AZ” at the beginning of the batch number stamped on the bottom flap. These should be returned unopened to the store of purchase for a full refund, and opened packets should be discarded and the contents should not, repeat not be used to feed any type of animal, domestic or wild. If in doubt please call the number showing now at the bottom of the screen. That is the end of this public service announcement."
“Welcome back folks. Well wow can you believe that Jenna? We have ballistic birdseed circulating in our town!”
“Yes it seems we do, Mitch, and I have Todd here on the line from the area around North Ballard Street. Todd? You say your dog’s been affected by this problem is that right? Tell me about it.”
“Yeah Jenna that’s correct my wife brought a pack of this here Tweety Pie bird food back from the store and put it out on the feeder only this morning. Then guess what the dog gets out there and gobbles it all up! Next thing you know he’s trippin’ out! He’s jumpin’ like ten foot off of the ground and shakin’ all over, then he’s scootin’ around like he’s under aerial attack or somethin’. He’s outta his tree! Sheila had to catch him in a burlap sack and bring him inside to sleep it off. That stuff is like dynamite!”
“Well that was Todd there, thank you Todd, with a worrying story. Folks we need to keep our pets away from bird feeders until this problem has all been cleared up. Back to you, Mitch.”
Logical Duck over 12 years ago
E60: it’s probably the daffiest there is!And beviek – hope your dog has chilled out!There were funny contributions today from x_Tech, Essex and IMB. And I enjoyed your “cows attack students” comment. Good times!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
No 6 has been banned now????
This is getting ridiculous!
He did say he had a remark removed – but I never saw it.
Does he have comments available at the Frog Blog?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Meanwhile, here’s A LINK to Number Six’s profile.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
No money on the table – yet:
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-7-2022/
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not shown: Fly Kitty Fly chasing them all.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Scooter’s gettin chased 10 years apart.
Well there’s your problem… You two need to switch positions. @cleoandcompany.net
Good Monday morning Cleopanatics!
National Flapjack, Cereal, BE HEARD and Crown Roast of Pork Day
Y’all get breakfast and dinner….WHAT? (((((HuGz!)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.