Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 08, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: it says here that dogs actually have better hygiene than cats... Bucky: My my my. What an exciting new installment of gullible's travels. Satchel: No it's the daily barker. It's fact. Bucky: Fact? In a dog paper? Please. More like all the news that's fit to wee on. Satchel: Its motto it all the news you can chew on, Bucky! Bucky: it's lies! Lies, I tell you! Dogs are filthy! Satchel: I refuse to sit and stay for this abuse. Bucky: Cry puppy! Rob: Why stir up new problems, Bucky? Just let sleeping dogs lie. Bucky: Man, what were you looking at? He wasn't asleep! Rob: What? Bucky: You let a sleeping dog lie and then what? Let a drowsy dog whine? Where does it end? Rob: Where did it begin? Bucky: Amen, brother. Amen.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Actually, I’m going to have to go with Bucky on this hygiene thing. Cat’s actually work at it. I bet our favorite little nasty creepy cat is cleaner than Satch…….sayin’….
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I don’t know, based on yesterday’s strip I’d say that Bucky probably smells like dead fish.
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
I was told by a veterinary surgeon that a cat bite that breaks the skin is much worse than a dog bite in terms of systemic infection.
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
That’s right, Bucky! Give ‘em an inch, and they’ll take a foot! Much more than that, and you won’t have a leg to stand on…
zero over 12 years ago
Bucky’s life is just a dog & pinky show…
Varnes over 12 years ago
Cooncat, oh, great……… thanks……… I just got a puppy…you make it sound so much fun I can’t wait……………Ha! I’m just messin’ with ya! I’m a cat person………..sorry, I think I have jelly bean poisoning……….
Brian Fink over 12 years ago
Cats aren’t clean, they are just covered in cat spit.
J Short over 12 years ago
It’s obvious whom I’m favoring.
J Short over 12 years ago
Or is that who?
limarick over 12 years ago
That’s what happens when you believe the dogma that the press feeds us.
kathyabk over 12 years ago
This comic strip is just SO funny all the time. I usually don’t comment much but there are times you just have to. I have been reading Get Fuzzy for quite a while and always found it to be just so humerous. Then when my husband got sick everything stopped. He passed away this past December. It took awhile be I started reading Get Fuzzy again and it always starts my day off with a laugh. It’s good to laugh again if just for a few minutes. Thanks Darby Conley for your great strip and for the laughs.
A.Ficionada over 12 years ago
Satchel refusing to “sit and stay.” Wow! Never thought I’d see the day ;-) Well, it’s just for Bucky, not Rob, ha.
bahramthered over 12 years ago
Dogs get bad a bad rap for hygene because they slobber and shed. They’re actually pretty clean physically.
There’s medical warning to go a doctor if you get bite by a cat, and pregnant woman are advised not to get a cat. But I wouldn’t say much most doctors say they’d rather have a rockweiler take a bite than a fellow human being. Guess we’re the filthy ones.
FudgeFiddle over 12 years ago
Bucky is a cat?
smollett over 12 years ago
“Dogs are Filthy” – truer words were never uttered. The Buckster scores another direct hit.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Not that we humans have news sources we believe. Or that we lick our own, either. Clean? not by normal Western human standards, at least.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago
I agree with Bucky that magazine is just lies made up by dogs with bigger egos then even Bucky’s.
krisl73 over 12 years ago
I just spent time with a dog who kept running off, getting in an outdoor pond, and coming back wet and muddy. Great dog, but my kitties are much cleaner than that!
bmckee over 12 years ago
When was the last time you saw a dog hack up a hairball?
mikehop23 over 12 years ago
He is risen:Happy easter everybody/
JoelJ over 12 years ago
That may not be true. I recently was listening to a broadcast of how there is a certain cat virus nicknamed t.gandhi (it was a radio broadcast so not sure how to spell it which was sure for plasmo something or other). This T. Gandhi is so specific to cats that it does whatever it can to get back into a cats body. It even changes the brain wiring in rats to make them lose fear and be sexual attracted to cat urine. Then of course the cat eats the suicidal rat and the virus is again in a cats body. On that same note, it says that the number of humans who have it is anywhere from 30-60% worldwide.
vfal over 12 years ago
This actually sounds familiar. Is this an old one or brand new? I seem to remember Buck’s remark about letting sleeping dogs lie and drowsy dogs whine……..anyone else?
Varnes over 12 years ago
kathyabk. welcome…sorry for your loss. But if you want some laughs, the wiseguys around here are full of them. Comment often…or just enjoy the goofy people who do….a lot of the same people can be found on Non Sequitur, Brewster Rockit, Frazz, Monty, Arlo and Janis, and others…All strips that are as funny as this wonderful comic…
bobballewie over 12 years ago
How is it that cats are clean? They stomp around in their own poop and then clean their feet with their tongue. Always makes me smile seeing a cat lover letting their cat lick their faces. ..ugh.