Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 22, 2012

try saying it fast :D dickduckdeck :D

You never know waddle happen sometimes!

You quacked too quick.

I’m down with that question

Dick got decked when he forgot to duck.

Dick’s in for some pain. The malardies he’ll go through, oh I feel sorry for him!..Morning Birdbrains!

Q: How many decks could Dick Duck duck if Dick Duck could duck decks?A: He canardly duck one

Now can you say dead Dick under the deck?

Duh.Cloud of dust and pile of dirt faces.

Because it wasn’t Deck Season!

Groan for all the puns today.

I’m ducking outta here before I get decked by a duck named Dick.

That cloud of dust is sure happy it caught Dick the duck not ducking. Both dust faces, plus one looking down from the foliage.

what a couple of Quackers…

Dick the Duck all done.

Dick definitely defiently doth deem death a declevity of deleterous demeenor.

Why didn’t the chicken cluck “dick, duck, deck” instead of yelling it? What a schmuck. This was dumb duck luck. Bet he yelled “what the @*&#”