Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 05, 2012
Transcript:
Beni: Why's your brother sitting in the van all by himself? Alice: My Mom sprayed his room with floral bouquet air freshener. Because a stinkbug crawled out of his backpack and exploded, even though all the out-of-body experience Peteys were sure they'd made it go away by ignoring it really hard, after Petey'd spent half the day frozen in panic because there was a stinkbug in the living room to begin with. So Petey's not going back in the house till his room stops smelling like floral bouquet. Beni: Makes sense to me!
margueritem about 12 years ago
Perfect sense, Beni!
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
Better that than the lingering effects of stinkbug
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Exactly the correct response, Beni! Indeed, the only practical response.
PICTO about 12 years ago
Now his room smells like a stinkbug exploded in a floral bouquet.
kcphobo about 12 years ago
Really enjoyed this stinkbug story this week.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 12 years ago
Really??
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
Perfect denouement.
celeconecca about 12 years ago
wonder if Alice took a breath during that explanation?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yes this week has been fun, since I have to deal with stink bugs! Thanks Richard! Loved it!
Irishgoose about 12 years ago
You misspelled my name. Deirdre
lou_lou about 12 years ago
Aah, so the truth is revealed… force of mind cannot win against stink bugs. And, as Peter is not reknown for his love of fresh air, that really ony leaves the car.
lou_lou about 12 years ago
Hmm… Not sure why I called him Peter.. Perhaps auto-correct? Sorry, Petey!
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I guess that DOES make sense.
tazz555 about 12 years ago
I guess it would be a bad idea to tell petey that the stinkbug and his wife moved into the van with their 20 children, plus the in laws are in town
bossyheifer about 12 years ago
If the stinkbug exploded in the living room, why did mom spray Petey’s room?