Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 11, 2012
Transcript:
the avengers 2: revenge of the god! captain: avengers, it's happening again! an inter-dimensional vortex has opened a gateway to a realm of unknowable danger! thor: by odin's beard, what instrument of destruction be this? we must meet this enemy head-on! iron man: you!! why have you pierced our world? is loki, the trickster-god, behind this? kirby: i am jack kirby! the cartoonist who co-created all of you! and now i will own you... ...or you'll be erased! you're raking in billions for disney, but i never got paid more than a fee for every damn page i drew! iron man: an existential threat from across the void of death! we're going to need backup! thor: s.h.i.e.l.d.? iron man: no... lawyers! lots of them! captain: hulk! throw this law firm into the vortex! hurry! they charge by the hour! arrr iron man: it worked! they papered him over! he's defeated! kirby: noooo thor: we are free! the end epilogue - thor: what humiliating plans did he have for our subjugation? mickey: hey, goldilocks and tinhead! get over to building 4! you're wanted on a line of boys' underwear!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
Now bow before your rodent overlords!
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
…Jack Kirby rocked!…
moonlgt over 12 years ago
@Craig Linder – You know, Stan Lee sold the right to Marvel to Disney. So, not as cool as he was 40 years ago!
APersonOfInterest over 12 years ago
Stan Lee is a arrogant, self-serving AO who NEVER gave proper credit credit to his co-creators.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Acknowledgement that Stan Lee took too much credit needn’t lead to giving him NO credit. Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, even Larry Lieber, what they have in common is that Stan wrote for ALL of them, for years and years and years. Yeah, so he’s a promoter. He promoted himself, he promoted the product, he promoted the company. The business model at the time was that the artists (and the writers) did “work for hire,” and the company’s owners owned the characters. That’s since changed (to an extent), and I’m glad.
And so now Disney owns Marvel. Big deal. In a couple of months “Dark Knight Rises” is going to make a billion dollars for Time-Warner (or is it still “AOL-Time-Warner”?). How much of that is going to Bob Kane’s heirs?
dputhoff over 12 years ago
Dang it! I hope the villain would have been the Space Phantom!
mercmarc over 12 years ago
Wheres the ghost of James Caan?
Tommy1733 over 12 years ago
I was hoping the villain would be God-Man. Or Lucky Ducky.
Bob. over 12 years ago
Mickey. The rat that ate Orlando
JoeStrike over 12 years ago
@mercmarcYeah, even the caterer gets mentioned nowadays. And half the time you have to stay there just in case there’s some surprise teaser or extra scene after the credits end.
Karl Hiller over 12 years ago
No one ever mentions Don Heck, who co-created Iron Man, Hawkeye, and the Black Widow.
Linguist over 12 years ago
God knows how many times in my life I sat waiting and watching, to briefly glimpse my name, as the credits whizzed by – admittedly, the crawl’s a lot slower in the cinema than on the telly.
Daniel Mishkin Premium Member over 12 years ago
If you loved the Avengers movie, but also care about the treatment of comic book creators, go to http://www.heroinitative.org and consider making a contribution.
Daniel Mishkin Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sorry, that’s http://heroinitiative.org.
richardcthompson Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wonderful! As always.
ickymungmung over 12 years ago
Actually, that whole “hero image on underwear” would work for adults as well: sure, the penis starts off as mild-mannered Dr. Bruce Banner, but get him riled up and he’s big, strong and ready to explode!
pbarnrob over 12 years ago
Thinking of “Mauschwitz” stories, I was cracked-up by Harlan Elllison’s tale_ of his first/last/half-day at Disney. Figures he wouldn’t ‘fit in’ with the uptight suits there. See _Stalking the Nightmare. Apparently later, his suggestion eventually became a poster that is now quite rare (the lawyers bought up every copy they could find, and tried to intimidate the rest of the owners of one).