Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2012

Dad is being boorish, yet again.

Apparently Larry was checking out the new neighbors and hoping to see some tail.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷So will Doug and Emmy Jo be moving in down the street?

dad’s complaining about the details

Looks like Larry fell off the Welcome Wagon.

Junior, tell your mom Larry caught and let go of Freddy twice. When Patty finds out your dad did that you won’t have to worry about him taunting Freddy’s family anymore.

Larry, Larry. What are we to do with you? Sitting all day, chugging beers, insulting the new neighbors because they look different….Are we sure Junior is really your son?

rf, oh no you din’t! Actually, that’s pretty funny….

Where you wings former dino sore?

Did you ever wonder why every new meat someone develops " tastes just like chicken"? I think the chicken is the root of all evolution.

Larry’s already feeling pretty good.

When a primitive chicken-like creature laid an egg that had a mutation and hatched, the first chicken was born.

I’m just waiting for them to cross the 4 lanes of traffic to come visit.

Freddy the Frog—wasn’t he on the “New Zoo Revue” in the 1970s.

LOL LOL!

I love the Crocs!

xxx

Oh, the blindness that leads us to believe the theory of evolution could be true. @Rockngolfer If you start with a mutated creature that we would call a chicken, the first of its kind, what happens next? One chicken with no rooster = no more chickens. The fossil evidence is that there are no intermediary stages of “primitive chicken like creatures” slowly becoming chickens.

This argument, however, is far removed from the reality that has not, and will not, be proven. How can lifeless chemicals become what we see today? It is statistically impossible to such elements to accidentally combine into even one amino acid, but life is far more complex than that.

Evolution- a Fairy Tale for adults.

maybe they are newt ghingrich’s cousins

what’s really icky is when the new neighbor has that attitude.

I really like the explanation in The Matrix for why so many things taste like chicken — the machines didn’t know the difference, so they just used chicken as the go-by. Makes just as much sense. :)

Polly want a cracker?

augh! if it really IS freddy the frog, please don’t get him to sing!

Ah, that old omelette . . .

There goes the neighborhood.

Hope he doesn’t meet an axolotl.