Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 07, 2012
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Arlo: I don't know, Gus! It's a big boat! Gus: You want to go to sea in a LITTLE boat? Arlo: I may be too old to go to sea! Gus: Do like everyone else! Sit on it and drink beer! Arlo: That'd be a waste of a boat like this! Gus: Well, OK... Gus: I just wanted to give you first crack! Arlo: I'm not saying no!!
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
You only live once, Arlo. And that’s a LOVELY ketch. I want one…
Orion
el8 over 12 years ago
so let’s crack open some beers
hawgowar over 12 years ago
With the boat comes dock fees, maintenance, crew (I doubt Arlo is both a wind sailor and a navigator), training, classes, maintenance, supplies, license, insurance, and more maintenance. I’ve crewed a sailing vessel before and they require MAINTENANCE. Not that they aren’t fun, but you’ll spend more time pulling maintenance than you will sailing it. Any idea what a new mainsail costs? Upwards of “AAAAAH!”
paultunes over 12 years ago
a lot of boat owners here hardly go far out into the lake but cruise the shore so people can see them in their boat. a lot of time is also spent hanging out at the marina partying with the other shore “sailors”. the boats are kindda like floating Winnabago’s and people live on them all summer.
CHAZ.SHIELDS over 12 years ago
Schooner? See this avatar for a schooner
twenzler over 12 years ago
Someone mounted the wheel backwards, I wonder if Arlo will notice??? :)
Alyre over 12 years ago
I was wondering the same thing Tom…….
Varnes over 12 years ago
Tom, good eye…nice ketch..er.. schooner…
cork over 12 years ago
Darn it beat me to it.
cork over 12 years ago
Me and my dog will just float down the Rio Grande in my kayak.
57-Don over 12 years ago
As wonderful as they are, boats are a hole in the water that you try to fill with money. Someone once said about the Mac Race here on Lake Michegan: “You wanna know what the Mac is like? Get in your shower, turn on the cold water and start flushing $100 dollar bills down the toilet.”
rlpniew over 12 years ago
Did JJ write himself into a corner? If Arlo passes on it, we lose the recurring fantasies about him being on a schooner, because he had the opportunity and passed it up.
elysummers over 12 years ago
That’s a big damn boat. Sorry I am landlocked. Big to me is a 14 foot boat to paddle around a small lake. Emphasis on small.
finale over 12 years ago
Bringing really good Beer and quality liquor is the trick. Still MUCH cheaper than owning and maintaining vessel.
Miramichier over 12 years ago
Johnny Carson said the second happiest day in a boater’s life is when he gets his new boat. The happiest is when he sells it. Still, there are days when being on the water is the closest to heaven one ever gets. On the other hand, sometimes fantasy trumps reality. It is cheaper, unlimited and enduring. In fantasy it is not as difficult to get the the time, the crew, the weather and the equipment all just right at the same time.
racijean over 12 years ago
It looks like a schonner all right. And the wheel is not backwards, it is often mount this way, espescially in smaller cokpit and in traditionnal boat (excuse my english :-) )
sleeepy2 over 12 years ago
“It’s not a schooner, it’s a ship!”
har67212-comics1 over 12 years ago
The wheel on older wooden boats are mounted like shown, it’s not backwards.
har67212-comics1 over 12 years ago
http://www.issuma.com/rhudson/RR/RRForSale.htm
KEA over 12 years ago
Indeed!
tahoeh2o over 12 years ago
BOAT, break out another thousand…
rtrpurchase Premium Member over 12 years ago
If you google “schooner helm” and look at images, you will see a few pictures of the wheel mounted as JJ drew it. He is rarely wrong.
Karen345 over 12 years ago
Don’t let Janis know!
rotts over 12 years ago
Why is the wheel facing the stern instead of the prow?
Gazpacho Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wouldn’t buy that boat the wheel is facing the wrong way.
daj024 over 12 years ago
The two happiest days for a boater? The day they buy their boat and the day they sell it.
CougarAllen over 12 years ago
Guys, you don’t sit behind the wheel of a schooner like you were steering a car. You stand beside it and lean your whole weight into it — it pushes back. Then you lash it in place until you need to move it again.
-Cougar :{)
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Just buy the boat already, Arlo.
sbwertz over 12 years ago
We have a little 21’ cat ketch with leeboards instead of a centerboard. Great fun.
tpop1 over 12 years ago
BUY THE DARN boat!!!
Use it as a cottage!!!!
You’ll be having grandkids soon!!!!… there!!!!
Be SMART!!!!
dodgeedwardusa over 12 years ago
Get it checked out before you buy!
hippogriff over 12 years ago
I used to keep my yacht in the closet, now on a shelf in the garage. “Yacht: a privately owned pleasure craft over 18 feet long at the waterline.” My kayak qualifies as a yacht by three inches. A kayak was originally an ocean-going vessel. At least two have crossed the Atlantic. I was surfing mine in the 1960s. Low expense, and still a yacht. Maybe Arlo should go that way; still space for Janis.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 12 years ago
Odd that Jimmy did such a good job drawing the vessel then ruined it by facing the helm backwards. Could it be he just wanted to see if anyone would “ketch” the blooper? Maybe he even reads these comments.
marina mike over 12 years ago
Not to pick nits, but the helm (steering wheel) is correct as Jimmy drew it. They were installed that way on older boats because the gears that connected the wheel to the rudder pretty much required the little “doghouse” over the assembly…Now, if Jimmy would just get rid of the extra little jib-club out on the bowsprit, we’d be looking good, like a schooner should!Minor carping from an old windjammer guy who really enjoys the heck out of the strip…And Jimmy, it IS a good lookin’ schooner!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 12 years ago
If you have to ask how much it is…
Toronto2 over 12 years ago
I spent a day crewing on a schooner once, back in the early eighties. Last half of October, off Pictou Co. Nova Scotia. Hemp lines and canvas sails and cold spray – I was half flayed by the time we docked. Lovely speed, though, out in the Northumberland.
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
@Tom:You are correct sir! Thanks for the education. :D Once I win the lotto, I want to buy one of the two – and the training that goes with it. And then I’ll be poor again…LOL Reminds me of the old saying “Know how to make small fortune in aviation? Start with a big fortune.”
Orion
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
SVENDIFEROUS!! Good lord! Drop me a line!!
Orion
Prescott_Philosopher over 1 year ago
“Oh Lord, the ocean is so big and my boat is so small.” The sailor’s prayer.