Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 01, 2012

Beefaroni beats the other two hands down!

If I had to survive on canned pasta, I’m not sure I’d want to.

Frog Applause is what it is. Teresa is the last person anyone needs to write for.

Typical Go Comics Reader seems to have blown his lungs inside out.____________________________Sigmund: sometimes a rabbit is just a rabbit – even if he thinks he’s the easter bunny.

I figured they meant that beefaroni is made from rocks and paper.

Nice and pipping hot to cook all the creatures out of it.

Crumb’s got the can opener.

@JohnnyDiego: Today is my 65th birthdayHappy birthday, old timer.

Happy birthday to our elderly JohnnyDiego!………………………………………………………………………..Randy_B, I doubt whether Teresa, or margueritem for that matter, watches Big Bang Theory.……………………………………………………………………….. Although I have not tried the Chef Frog-ar-dee knockoff, I do sometimes eat Chef Boyardee ravioli for lunch (more rarely for dinner, with substantial additions such as mushrooms, cheese, selected veggies, etc.).

Don’t open a can unless you want thousands of hyped up children at your house. take a look:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euo086SUjls

I always liked Frogo-American till Campbells got ahold of it.

The beef in beefaroni is thought to be the first commercial use of nano particles.

Lynn Merrick Merrimack

Fond memories of Franco-American spaghetti and the Chef’s ravioli ( I was never sure I wanted to know what was in it ) on a Saturday night, as a kid.

Blog BALLOON – yeah, right. Balloon. Nothing else implied there by the flaccid and not at all flaccid representations.

Blog ICELAND like Alaska is one of the places where pictures look amazing because the air is so very clear.

Blog Space Cadet – Been called that most of my life.

Have you seen the Chimp and Frog video on YouTube?

You’ve got it in the wrong order. Beefaroni smears paper, rock splats Beefaroni.

JD Happy B’day. Two weeks and I’ll be 7 years older than you.

What the H3lLL are all you kids doing on this site. Did your parents give you permission?Hey, Johnny, happy birthday, kid.I love the smell of cold canned ravioli in the morning. Tastes great.

Everyone has to consume at least ONE can of Beefaroni before they die! Of course, it might cause you to die, but what the heck….we all gotta go sometime! Cheer up Johnny Diego. It gets better! Game on!!

and on tomorrow’s menu: spam, succotash and grits with a side of cream of mushroom gravy…wonderbread upon request, toasted if you prefer (jello for dessert, twinkies if you insist)…post prandial pepto-bismal a must

I’m going to use that as my age when asked, from now on!! “Not dead”

@Johnny Diego

On that note, this study draws an opposite conclusion. While Teresa’s blog presents the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the weird truth, science has a way of wandering all over the spectrum.

Since we are as young as we feel, I don’t think I’ll consider myself elderly until I’m 90… but I’m darn sure going to use all the senior discounts I can get!

The English Breakfast is missing the blood pudding and the steamed mushrooms.

My first wife used curlers for about 30 years after they went out of style. I looked for one of those portable hair dryers for her for the longest time, and finally gave up.

The nature of that muffin man illustration makes the folks up front look like cyclopes…

RE: Furnace cement- I know that can well, and used the stuff occasionally. Great product. I probably should have paid more attention to their warnings about smoking, though.

Beefaroni, Beefaroni, the magical treat,The more you eat the more you ‘move’,The more you ‘move’ the better you feel,Now you are ready for another can of Beefaroni.

The odd humor of Frog Applause and the rather specialized subject matter of Shoecabbage have always intrigued me (especially since I’m a linguist by profession). Most of the comics I read are usually roundly pilloried by critics, those official and those self-styled; most of the artists take the criticism with a truckload of salt, or simply don’t give a rat’s south-40. One or two that I know tend to agonize over it, but this is counterproductive. As far as I’m concerned, critics are a sorry bunch in general. The monologueof Anton Ego toward the end of “Ratatouille”, one of my very favorite movies, is worth reading or listening to again and again. Keep on being awesome, Teresa.

I always found those canned products horrid but had them on hand for my teen kids back in the 70s. This year I will be a decade older than Johnny, but still not too old.

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