Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Rip hypnotized to remember a dangerous teenage romantic meeting with cobra. Rip: That's the pirates' den! I can smell scurvy from a mile away. The girl's in that tent! I've got to remember that she's totally gross and not the softest, most bewitching thing ever! There's my distraction - haywire style! Move it! Out cold! She's been chloroformed! Cobra: (Snore) Hunky dockers (snore) kiss me! I want to make Luke Sky-walker jealous! (Snore)
Veridian over 12 years ago
Ummmm Dan? Didn’t Princess Leia Kiss Luke (Skywalker) to Make Han Solo Jealous?!? I’m a bit Confuzzled! HUGPOUNCESZZZ! for the Haywire Hooligang! (Great one Dorian! :-)
MrPete over 12 years ago
Veridian, it’s confusulated :)
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
I thought Star Wars was a boring series…two thumbs down for Lucas.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
(SIGH!) Even her chloroformed dreams are bewitching!
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
What? Spinner from the old Clutch Cargo cartoons? But he was, like, ten years old! Ew!
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Thanks for your kudos, Veridian! The chloroform thang would explain why there seems to me a hole in Cobra’s memory. I hope young Cobra is light enough for young Rip to sling her over his shoulder! Sunshine and Haywire Hooligan greetings to all (we’ll have sunshine here, all right; it’s already 87 degrees here in NE PA!)
secar1 over 12 years ago
Hey ‘yall! anybody know about deviantart? If you do I found Dan’s page! =) Just figured I would share. He is such an awesome artist! —→ http://danthompsoncomics.deviantart.com/
zekepotato over 12 years ago
Yesterday Rip was in the middle of the ocean. Any explanation how he got to land?
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!