The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 15, 2012
July 14, 2012
July 16, 2012
Transcript:
The Argyle Sweater's bumper stickers that make you take a U-Turn. "Bieber on board." "I Brake for Butter." "I Love Bath Salts." "Ask Me About My Rash!" "Follow Me to a Madonna Concert!"
WWJD, but I quickly perverted that to “What Would Jesus Drive?” And the answer is:Either an extremely ecologically friendly vehicle, or a 12 passenger van…..
My favorite, from a few years ago: Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home. I assume other states had that, or similar. I have to wonder if Mars has one at the ready.
Keep Austin Batty – a plug for the Congress Avenue bridge where Mexican free-tailed bats spend the summer. Beats insecticide all hollow. U-turn and head for the bridge at twilight.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
“If our turn signals flash in unison we’re soulmates.”
tuna1 over 12 years ago
“Don’t Hit Me! My Lawyer’s in Jail!”
Buckly34 over 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
black_knight15_au over 12 years ago
Blinkers only works intermittently;listen for horn andwatch for hand signals
Tcassutt over 12 years ago
Ask me about Amway!
cdward over 12 years ago
“Look at me, and you die”
el8 over 12 years ago
I brake for hallucinations
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Foghorn over 12 years ago
oh ho…careful there…
Tammycrookshanks over 12 years ago
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”
flagfly over 12 years ago
Too bad the first one isn’t true.
finale over 12 years ago
“At the age where the wrong things stiffen up”
J Short over 12 years ago
Scariest i ever saw: Caution, I Drive Just Like You Do!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
WWJD, but I quickly perverted that to “What Would Jesus Drive?” And the answer is:Either an extremely ecologically friendly vehicle, or a 12 passenger van…..
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
One I’d like to see on a Mortician’s car. You kill um, I bury um!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Vote Romney/Nugent in 2012.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Don’t read this text! You’re driving!
celeconecca over 12 years ago
“If I can see your nostrils flare, you’re too close”
mistercatworks over 12 years ago
“Tailgaters do it, once too often.”
NE1956 over 12 years ago
My favorite, from a few years ago: Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home. I assume other states had that, or similar. I have to wonder if Mars has one at the ready.
Chewiek9 over 12 years ago
This truck’s been in 8 accidents and ain’t lost one!
Hoosiereader over 12 years ago
“November 6, 2012 the end of an error.”
LindainOregon over 12 years ago
Keep Portland Weird
RogueSymmetry over 12 years ago
“Bumper Stickers are for Morons”
iced tea over 12 years ago
If you think your life is hard, try walking on water.
caller49 over 12 years ago
You think this bumper sticker looks good, you should see what I have in my trunk
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Keep Austin Batty – a plug for the Congress Avenue bridge where Mexican free-tailed bats spend the summer. Beats insecticide all hollow. U-turn and head for the bridge at twilight.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
My son sells drugs to your honor student.