Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 03, 2012

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Instructions for the workers at the GOP convention in Tampa.

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    Maybe wash hands should be on that list…

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Excellent.

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    palos  over 12 years ago

    Disgustingly fantastic. Perhaps his list needs a word of advice — if the tail lifts, RUN, RUN FAST!

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    Repeat IS the same as “ditto”, right??

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    What – Romney’s first debate?

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    Bill Chapman  over 12 years ago

    Actually, I’m surprised every politician doesn’t have their own Shovel & Bucket Team following them around. …….Oh wait they do – it’s just called a publicist team or some other double-speak term.

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    kilioopu  over 12 years ago

    He has to fill the bucket an even number of times?

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    Rainfoot  over 12 years ago

    This is my job in a nutshell, with the elephant being tourists.

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    Sarasotagal  over 12 years ago

    Shovel-ready job!

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    roctor  over 12 years ago
    should be recycle.
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    ggeorgeaa  over 12 years ago

    Is he a campain worker?

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    luvcmx  over 12 years ago

    Is his name Sherlock? I don’t think so unless the elephant is constipated.

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    Yes, that is all the GOP’s ‘tea party’ managed to do in all these years…….so what work were you thinking they could do?

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    at least he has job security!

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    daveoverpar  over 12 years ago

    Carney’s replacement at the White House.

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    brick10  over 12 years ago

    HEY! That one is MY list!Finally made it into the funny papers

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    DrJKnows  over 12 years ago

    Chasing scrawny roadrunners is really getting old. Where do they have this really BIG game?

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    WaitingMan  over 12 years ago

    What? And quit show business?

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    Ian Jones Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Looks like there will be job security, at least. Love it!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Bet if he wedges that shovel in there, he could keep the crap from flying.

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    demorodney  over 12 years ago

    just a reminder about how it all started.

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    demorodney  over 12 years ago

    au contrair – circus animals are “trained” to not relieve themselves. Hold it or electro-shock, nice life.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    The “morning after” the Grand Old Party.

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    Anon4242  over 12 years ago

    I’ve been to the circus. They use wheel barrels for the elephants. A bucket wouldn’t be big enough.

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    Oh come on!  over 12 years ago

    Looks like a job for us throw away seniors!

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    No, that’s Donkey Doo. I’m apolitical.

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    TheAuldWan  over 12 years ago

    Job security!

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    Job security; ’til the elephant dies!

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    rclake1963  over 12 years ago

    He’s going to need a bigger bucket …

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Grainbelt;

    You are spot on!

    This is the Repub’s idea of “Jobs, jobs, jobs”!

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    He’s union, getting paid by the hour; . . smaller bucket.

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    memoryinuse2  over 12 years ago

    just 3-4 is sufficient for the program to operate

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He should reposition the bucket a little more strategically.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I got my job through the National Lampoon!

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 12 years ago

    Looks like his shovel is too big for the bucket.

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    Wow, Wiley must have had to work for a living at o0ne time. ; )

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    All these comments, when Wiley said it all.

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    4 years? This is his first day as an extra in Aida.

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