Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 17, 2012

Wrong venue.

Snerk!!

It’s a matter of timing….he played it in the wrong odor…..

a literal lol, those are few and far between, thanks.

Vultures! Only 7 or 8 comments, and all the meat’s been ripped off the bones! I think that stinks.

I’m glad I wasn’t there for the tuning up.

Welcome to pun city !

For his encore, he’ll perform “The Sabre Dance” and “The Flight of the Bumble-bee.”

He conducted himself poorly.

Nothing up his sleeve – he’s not Haydn anything.Aren’t they playing Pithoven’s Fifth?And Verdi get those biceps?

Pomp and Circumstance.

The orchestra pit.

Maybe he could accompany a youth tune about Friday?

Gerry broke the first rule of show business: know your audience.

All he’s doing is playing the music as it is written.The problem is with his interpretation.

Gerry was never given the chance to play his wind instrument…until now!

If Gerry stands up and fluffs his tails, I’ll want my money back!

Lot of Sharp comments today, but now it’s time to give it a Rest….

He may be a percussionist, but the sound he’s making is more like a wind instrument’s.

Improvisational armpit sounds are not appreciated much anymore.

Coming from a fellow percussionist ……. HA!!

At least he’s using his armpit. Better than the classic source.

it’s clear from the music he chose the wrong movement …..

“The short happy life of Gerry “Drums” Macomber." RIP Papa H.

Bye, Eureka. First Andy The Great and now his mutant stepchild.

Where’s La Petomaine?

Gives new meaning to “his performance stinks”.

Let ’er rip…

That is why the timpani are on the back row of the orchestra – if any tries that, it is easy to push them off the riser. On the other hand, so are the trombones.

Aren’t armpit farts not percussion, more like a woodwind.

I’ll take some of that…put me down for ten.

His performance was pitiful!