Heart of the City by Steenz for August 12, 2012
August 11, 2012
August 13, 2012
Transcript:
Heart: Check me out, Dean! notice anything different? Dean: Uh...you forgot to brush your teeth? Heart: No, doofus! Star quality! Heart: Dean, you are witnessing the birth of Hollywood's new "it girl" right before your very eyes! Dean: Oh, did you get a part in that local theater group's new play? Heart: Even better! Look what I wrote on my myspace website! Dean: Whoa! That's an especially nasty thing to say about somebody. Heart: Kid...you're nobody in Hollywood unless you're in a big fight with Lindsay Lohan. Dean: Say, you wrote that she stole your boyfriend...am I dating Lindsay Lohan?
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, the boyfriend is like the fight: completely imaginary.
Purple Morpho 2015 over 12 years ago
True that…
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
THAT should bring Heart down to Earth.
dyankee23 over 12 years ago
Sadly, Lindsay will never see it, because, well.. MySpace. Might as well write it on a rock and chuck it in the lake for all the good it’ll do.
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
Lindsay Lohan? Really? Couldn’t you pick someone relevant, Heart, like say, Lady Gaga?
DryCreekGeezer over 12 years ago
She reminds me of Angelica Pickles.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
rerun