Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 09, 2012

someday my prince will cum

Some strange variation of the Cockatrice?

Boy did you lay an egg.

She toad you that?

Maybe it’s a baby dragon, and not a toad?

Parenthood isn’t eggsactly what it’s cracked up to be.

The story behind that is bound to be a ribbiting tale.

I smell a rotten egg.

Well, she was there long enough to do the nasty, apparently!

Groan….

got laid

Even odder: a basalisk is supposed to hatch out of a cock’s egg. Rarer than hen’s teeth.

The top three feathers of her coffiture look like another bird with beak.

she was playing leap frog……and he got stuck….

He got a dud at that pet store.

I don’t know, that frog is kinda kute. :))

Smiley face in her golden hair at the crown