Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2012

Glad to see you’re feeling better, Teresa!

I’ll second that, Teresa!

I and swear that there will be ‘no chariot racing stuff’, ever!

I’m a little upset, because the new FA has been posted right on time. That’s not normal!

Some of us rebels can’t resist a good chariot race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc492VqUlyQ

I always giggle at the word “gaggle”.

They’re called socks and are available at any " Sid’s Socks ‘n’ Sandals" Store.

Delightful! Cleaning out the old Ideas Bin of unused bits and pieces makes for a witty potpourri of humorous misdirection!

No chariot racing stuff? There go my plans for this morning!

Is it ok to make the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now?

This is awesome. Teresa I just realized you’re your own archetypal therapist.

Post-Jungian self-therapy rocks!

By adding a couple of extra prepositional phrases to your shoulder, Teresa, on which the extra weight will be very little, I hope to reduce the pressure that might otherwise fall on more vulnerable areas. Stay well!

Shouldn’t that be “cankle” pants?

Health is good stuff…get as much as you can enjoy…

Good morning, all! I’ll tote my handbasket merrily along, and gladly bestow my hello’s and prepositional phrases on y’all. Today’s FA is just a magnet of wit and healthy frivolity, isn’t it? I glory in the silliness.

Glad your better Teresa.At your request I have banned chariot racing aboard my galleon, The Irish Rover, and have summarily dealt with the gaggle of geese police so they will not ruin your day with needless honking and squawking about your strip.

on the box—near the box—by the box—under the box

WHY ARE THE NAUGHTY BITS COVERED???!!!

…group of giggling grouse…

Ankle pants would have been a great solution to when the days of old demanded that young ladies cover their ankles. I would still be upset that I couldn’t see them , but it would be hours before my eyes traveled down that far.

There is something wrong about a Hello Kitty tribute to Bettie Page. But there was nothing wrong with Bettie Page.

A merit badge for helping animals, but cast out this who are gay. For shame!

When I was in the Geese Police force, we went on a wild Goose Police chase.

An excellent article for those who fail to understand Frog Applause: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonists/2012/07/seinfeld-episode-about-new-yorker-cartoons.html

Diagrams and everything.

RE: Candles-That’s one hot-looking chastity belt!

How about a “CATOGATOR” ???? That, I’d like to see.

Boy you had me going with that “Living on the Edge!” Found some neat photos of single buildings in similar surroundings but, as nearly as I can tell that particular city is a bit of Photoshop artwork by someone named Kevin Walker. Most of the copies on the web are taken from an unattributed one uploaded to pikbu about a week ago. Too bad…

Yes, thank St. Teresa for the blog on a stripless day.

RE Blog: Is that Japanese fountain genuine? Astounding..Whoever designed the programme responsible for controlling the jets rteally earned his / her money.

The waterfall was easier… Upper Circuit, Iguazu falls, Argentina

RE: Blog … “Living on the Edge” … The light source on the buildings seems to be from top-right … the light source on the cliff rocks seems to be from top-left … so I’m guessing this photograph depicts the modern city of Photoshopville.

What a great collection of random items. Love it.

You have outdone yourself today, Ms. T! Glad you are feeling better!

HANDSeeing that hand with the AK47 tat got me thinking. So I looked up stuff about AK 47 bullets and human arms and fists and stuff and just about anyone with normally working arms should be able to hit with their fist with as much momentum as an AK47 bullet. Trained boxers with at least several times the momentum.

Having completed an important task I set for myself, I have now digested over a month and a half of Frog Applause at one sitting.

The premises are getting stranger, and the artwork is getting much better. I love the “new, improved” look.