Jon: I'm learning a lot from Liz. For instance... Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belch in their ear? Garfield: You're serious?!
May 14, 2024
Congrats Jon. You’re learning.
BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP
Jon, you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, not parts of your lunch.
Or when you’re kissing them too.
Gosh — Who knew??
That shows that Jon probably never had any previous gfs. Lol
you don’t say!
Men don’t like it much, either.
They don’t like snakes or spiders either
AS for me, I’m loaded with gas.
Belch, says the king…
One off my bucket list.
Better to belch in thier ear than fart.
Especially after you’ve been taking belching lessons from Garf!
Yeah, I wondered about that :-) Serves Jon to get smacked for doing such dumb thing :-)
Oh Jon…. You didn’t?
LOL xxx
They also don’t like it when you try to French-kiss them with a wad of Red Man in your cheek!
@ScottSYa think?
He shouldn’t do that to her…
Or when you’re making out, don’t belch in the middle of it…
the wife tried to get me to take Bean-o.It just added a mello hue to my wind.
Wow that explains a lot of why a lot of my dates go wrong
thatll be helpful in high school
Lawl x3
We’re Bachelors, Baby!!
codycab about 12 years ago
Congrats Jon. You’re learning.
torn newspaper about 12 years ago
BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
Jon, you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, not parts of your lunch.
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
Or when you’re kissing them too.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Gosh — Who knew??
Aaron Saltzer about 12 years ago
That shows that Jon probably never had any previous gfs. Lol
pratishthagarg about 12 years ago
you don’t say!
pcolli about 12 years ago
Men don’t like it much, either.
poppy1313 about 12 years ago
They don’t like snakes or spiders either
Scroogeman about 12 years ago
AS for me, I’m loaded with gas.
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
Belch, says the king…
kbyrdleroy about 12 years ago
One off my bucket list.
bvallinino about 12 years ago
Better to belch in thier ear than fart.
watmiwori about 12 years ago
Especially after you’ve been taking belching lessons from Garf!
cybergal29 about 12 years ago
Yeah, I wondered about that :-) Serves Jon to get smacked for doing such dumb thing :-)
Number Three about 12 years ago
Oh Jon…. You didn’t?
LOL xxx
Scott S about 12 years ago
They also don’t like it when you try to French-kiss them with a wad of Red Man in your cheek!
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
@ScottSYa think?
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
He shouldn’t do that to her…
Z Rhett about 12 years ago
Or when you’re making out, don’t belch in the middle of it…
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
the wife tried to get me to take Bean-o.It just added a mello hue to my wind.
tazz555 about 12 years ago
Wow that explains a lot of why a lot of my dates go wrong
fmasroor about 12 years ago
thatll be helpful in high school
fmasroor about 12 years ago
Lawl x3
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
We’re Bachelors, Baby!!