Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 04, 2012
Transcript:
Marigold: If I am to have dinner with your parents, are there any human customs of which I should be aware? Phoebe: All I can do is give you the advice my mom always gives me. "Don't eat like that. You weren't raised in a barn." Marigold: ...does it make a difference if it's a MAGIC GOLDEN BARN? Phoebe: I think there's a larger point.
Basqueian over 12 years ago
Some of us wanted to be raised in a barn, so our phrase was “don’t eat like a savage”. Then I read Tarzan, and savage sounded good. I think my mom kind of gave up then
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
I would sure like to get a tiny little peek at this ‘Magic Golden Barn’ – with its bumper crop of adorable baby unicorns…
kaykeyser over 12 years ago
Well at least unicorns don’t have issues with elbows on the table.
dramac333 over 12 years ago
I wonder if Marigold eats MAGICAL GOLDEN HAY?
Elderflower over 12 years ago
My husband’s standard answer when his mom asked, “Were you born in a barn?” was “No, Ma, a stable.”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Like what?
bopard over 12 years ago
The innocence of Phoebe!.Wash your handsSit up straightDon’t reach overAnother’s plate. … DAD! use a glass- MOM
’Spoon in the handUp at the wristInto the bowelOut with a twist – Snow White, [deleted soup massacre scene]
.You’re 2 seconds late; IT’S RUINED No food for you. – Chef at Grande America decades before the Soup Natzi
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[pre-mature grab for bread] [instant fork thru the wrist] – any mess hall Camp Pendleton
bopard over 12 years ago
Typoon Karen on isle of Guam. 80%of island knocked over. All pregnant women rounded up and put in basement of quonset hut. because pressure drop=pre-mature labor. My brother born without electricity or running water. Shelter good enough.
Birdnose over 12 years ago
I actually saw an R/C aircraft design that proved it — it was nothing but a flat sheet of balsa with an engine, landing gear, and some control surfaces.
reynard61 over 12 years ago
Heck, put a couple of jet engines on it and you have an A-10 “Warthog”.