Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 22, 2012

a human rejuvenator

Mighty Dave! sitting here feeling the first cold attempting to manifest…I second YOURS.

@simpsonfan2 – That would get /keep lots of people off the hook.

@Susan Newman – If they’d only listened to my high school commencement speeches, these would have been available long ago.

I like Trout’s chocolate ray. The problem is that I’d need the judgement on when to use it. A price for everything, I guess.

A portable mind reading device disguised as an iPod.

Ok, what’s a cap snaffler?

Sign me up for the flying car, then I could go over under or around flying school buses, the bane of modern living. Better yet, have certain altitudes for certain vehicles, a diamond altitude for car pools. I know, it’s all pie in the sky.

About that car: http://tinyurl.com/googlecar2012

…teleportation device…

I’ll take the fender-mounted bazookas, but I want them to automatically fire at vehicles driven by people that don’t use their turn signals.

I second that human rejuvenator. .But we also need Replicator a la Star Trek. (its not just for food!)

But doesn’t fly and have fender mounted bazookas?