Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 30, 2012
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Alice: Daddy, can I get that big vase thing pleeeease? Dad: Well. It costs $800, it wouldn't fit in our house, it wouldn't fit in our yard, it's ugly almost beyond belief, and if we tried to load it on the van, the van would be flattened like a pancake. Alice: So, yes?
StrummerFan over 12 years ago
C’mon Dad! With the 10% discount, it’s only $720!
Plus tax.
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Alice is only hearing Dad’s voice as “blah blah blah, words that aren’t no!”.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Alice, the Eternal Optimist! So cute, so deadly!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
It ain’t happening, Alice, at least not until you’re old enough to pay for it yourself.
Commentator over 12 years ago
Cute
The#1BoiseStateFan over 12 years ago
I…am….Alive and Amplified!
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
Save your allowance, kiddo.
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
I just knew Alice would find something to fall in love with.
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Little kids: poor taste and poorer sense.
gosfreikempe over 12 years ago
I wonder… Is she doing that deliberately, so mom and dad will get frustrated and cut the visit short?
bvallinino over 12 years ago
The kids could play inside of it.
cookies333 over 12 years ago
He means “no” Alice.
tazz555 over 12 years ago
She probably only heard “It blah blah fit in our house. Its blah beyond belieft, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah like a pancake”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Not likely.
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
The eternal optimist.
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
Well, it could store coffee…
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Dill’s brothers could use it in their backyard
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
ROFLMAO! Alice has NO IDEA how much $800 dollars is! And she wouldn’t care anyway!
K M over 12 years ago
Sounds like one of the kids I had in physical science yesterday.
bobtoledo Premium Member 5 months ago
No, Alice is another one of us optimists!