Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 24, 2024

"Miss"fortune.

Yeah, at times it seems as if marriage is a shell game.

Let her try again without the veil.

Well she Miss it by that much.

So, a ‘pre-arranged wedding’ would be where the groom tells the bride in advance which shell the ring will be under?

Now it will be his funeral.

That’s it, in a nutshell.

Is his name Monte?

That’s a different way of dealing with cold feet.

Shell we say… the wedding is off?!

Okay, so the wedding is off. His funeral has been scheduled for this Wednesday.

Well, that’s one way to get out of a marriage, I guess.

All I can say to the groom is RUN!!!

That’s one way to get out of a wedding…what a nut job!

Which shell is the bullet under?

If only…….

this rings true

The Full Three-Card Monty.

I wonder if there’s a betting culture among the bride’s maids in the often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages..!

Worse, she had a choice of four suitors and picked this one.

She turned out to be the winner, after all this was just a shell game.

She’s better off without him. The guy’s a ringer.

What the shell?

It husband nice knowin’ ya’.

Ah man, no cake and an open bar? What’s a drunken uncle to do?

Dog gone it…missed again…

probly wouldn’t have lasted long anyway…